quickie

The "Quickie"


This guy goes into a restaurant and looks over the menu. After a few

minutes, the waitress comes to the table and asks the guy what he'd like.

The guy says, "I'd like a quickie". The waitress flushes and says, That's

not funny, sir. Now, what would you like to order?"

The guy says, "I'd really like a quickie". The waitress slaps him hard and

storms off angrily.

Another customer, overhearing the conversation, leans over and says to the

guy, "Um, I think that it's pronounced 'quiche'"

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I don't know if you all have heard this but I just found it and thought it was
funny, so I decided to share it. Enjoy.

I've heard that before, but it had Bill Clinton and Al Gore instead of the two nameless customers...Heh heh heh....You know how that goes ::;)::


slick

Yeah same here, i saw it in a magazine though.
Anyhow i still got a good chuckle from it.

cheers