laugh if u can!

>>> I recently paid a visit to a millionaire house, and
>>>ended up not having anything
>>> to drink despite the offer. Below is how the offer
>>>was made to me:
>>> Question: "What would you like to have ...Fruit juice,
>>>Soda, Tea,
>>> Chocolate, Milo, or Coffee?"
>>> Answer: "tea please"
>>>
>>> Question: "Ceylon tea, Herbal tea, Bush tea, Honey bush tea,
>>>Ice tea or
>>> green tea?"
>>> Answer: "Ceylon tea"
>>>
>>> Question: "How would you like it, black or white?"
>>> Answer: "white"
>>>
>>> Question: "Milk, Whitener, or Condensed milk?"
>>> Answer: "With milk"
>>>
>>> Question: "Goat milk, Camel milk or cow milk"
>>> Answer: "With cow milk please.
>>>
>>> Question: "Milk from Freezeland cow or Afrikaner cow?"
>>> Answer: "Aaggman I will take it black."
>>>
>>> Question: "Would you like it with sweetener, sugar or
>>>honey?"
>>> Answer: "With sugar"
>>>
>>> Question:" Beet sugar or cane sugar?"
>>> Answer: "Cane sugar"
>>>
>>> Question:" White, brown or yellow sugar?"
>>> Answer: "Aagman! Forget about tea just give me a glass of
>>>water instead."
>>>
>>> Question: "Mineral water or still water?"
>>> Answer: "Mineral water"
>>>
>>> Question: "Flavoured or non-flavoured?"
>>> Answer: "Gee! I give up just forget about everything."
>>>