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1. When fixing some one computer by simply deleting that massive video file they downloaded from Kazaa simply say: Hey its okay its just a I.D.10.T problem.
2. When fixing some one's computer by simply turning on the monitor or plugging in the computer say: Must have been a chair to keyboard error.
Post more if ya have em.
Priest,
Shame on you sir! you are far too "luser friendly" :)
This is what you do:
"Oh dear, not one of those I hope............................hmmmmmmm............looks expensive to me.............afraid that's an RTB job, I will need it in the workshop..."
Fix problem, got to bar, drink beer, charge luser..............
Works every time :D
Cheers
OHH. I will remember never to go to you if i need help... youd rip me of...
ALL those poor OLD ladys out there, thinking that a lovly man would help them, them he turns around to rip them off... shame on you.. :P
Nightfalls_Girl
No I wouldn't rip you off I would give you a steady rate but make fun of you while fixing a trivial problem on your computer...but make fun of you with style! :D
YAH YAH YAH. Shoure you would...
I wouldnt come to you any way.
Why wast my money, when my beter half is a techie...
Nightfalls_Girl
Do what photographers do, keep it sitting around for a week when it can be done in 30 mins.