A True Player!!!!

ONE EVENING MIKE WENT OVER HIS FRIEND TERRY'S HOUSE TO PLAY CARDS WITH SOME FRIENDS. MIKE SAT DIRECTLY ACROSS FROM TERRY'S WIFE, MIKE DROPPED A CARD ON THE FLOOR AND BENT DOWN TO PICK IT UP. WHEN HE LOOKED ACROSS THE TABLE HE SAW THAT TERRY'S WIFE HAD HER LEGS OPEN AND NO PANTIES ON. HE SAT UP AND WAS FLUSHED. HE WENT INTO THE KITCHEN TO GET A DRINK OF WATER. TO HIS SURPRISE TERRY'S WIFE HAD FOLLOWED HIM INTO THE KITCHEN AND SAID, "DID YOU LIKE WHAT YOU SAW"? MIKE SAID YES I DID. SHE SAID, "WELL YOU CAN GET MORE THAN THAT BUT IT WILL COST YOU $500". SO MIKE THOUGHT ABOUT HIS FINANCIAL SITUATION AND SAID O.K.. SHE TOLD HIM TO MEET HER THERE TOMORROW AT 2:30 BECAUSE TERRY WOULD BE AT WORK THEN. MIKE SAID, "I'LL SEE YOU THEN". THE NEXT DAY, MIKE CAME OVER, THEY HAD SEX, HE PAID HER, THEN HE LEFT. WHEN TERRY CAME HOME THAT EVENING HE SAID TO HIS WIFE, "HAS MIKE BEEN OVER HERE TODAY"? "AS A MATTER OF FACT, YES", SHE ANSWERED---THINKING SHE HAD BEEN CAUGHT. TERRY THEN ASKED, "DID HE LEAVE $500?" "AS A MATTER OF FACT HE DID", SHE SAID "GOOD", TERRY SAID, BECAUSE THAT FOOL CAME BY MY JOB THIS MORNING AND ASKED TO BORROW $500 TILL THIS EVENING, AND SAID HE WOULD LEAVE IT WITH YOU. NOW THAT'S A TRUE PLAYER!!!!!!

Just a suggestion, next time don't post in all caps, it gives the impression of yelling and is generally considered rude. Funny post though :)

broken caps key TSR?

but bravo for the good joke