..happy thanksgiving?

Kinda late for thanksgiving.. But here it goes!



Mr. Johnson always had a nasty habit - he had to cut a
huge fart every morning. Mrs. Johnson, being sarcastic
tells Mr. Johnson, "If you keep farting every morning,
you will fart your guts out!" Mr Johnson responded,
"Huh, yeah right."

So Thanksgiving morning, Mrs. Johnson was preparing
the turkey. As she removed the giblets, she had an evil
idea -- so she carried on with it... She went upstairs and
stuffs Mr.Johnson's underwear with the Turkey giblets.

Predictably, Mr. Johnson woke up with a fart. As he got
up, he noticed the giblets in his underwear. Scared, he
ran into the bathroom. In the kitchen, Mrs. Johnson
giggled as she heard Mr. Johnson screamed. Finally,
Mr. Johnson came downstairs with a pale white look on
his face.

"Honey, you were right! I ended up farting my guts out
as you predicted!" said Mr. Johnson. He then followed
up, "But with God's grace and these two fingers, I
shoved them back in!!"

what a nasty guy, fingering himself.

Umm not to burst your bubble or anything but I already had posted a story like that, granted your post is slightly different but it tells the same story as mine did
http://www.antionline.com/showthread...hreadid=249129

rofl, thats great. hahahahahahahhahahahhhaahah

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Originally posted here by Mcvay
what a nasty guy, fingering himself.

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You never finger your ass???????? Oh man, it's so much easier than searching for the G spot. ;)