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AOL Always off line

ISDN It Still Does Nothing

APPLE Arrogance Produces Profit-Losing Entity

SCSI System Can't See It

DOS Defective Operating System

DOS Defunct Operating System

BASIC Bill's Attempt to Seize Industry Control

IBM I Blame Microsoft

DEC Do Expect Cuts

CD-ROM Consumer Device, Rendered Obsolete Monthly

OS/2 Obsolete Soon, Too

WWW World Wide Wait

MACINTOSH Most Applications Crash; If Not, The Operating System Hangs

PENTIUM Produces Erroneous Numbers Through Incorrect Understanding of Math

COBOL Completely Obsolete Business Oriented Language

AMIGA A Merely Insignificant Game Addiction

LISP Lots of Infuriating Silly Parenthesis

WINDOWS Will Install Needless Data On Whole System

MICROSOFT Most Intelligent Customers Realize Our Software Only Fools Teenagers

PCMCIA People Can't Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms

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AOL Always off line

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Ain't it the truth! (From a involuntary AOL user)

LOL! :D

Aol is mad slow and it gets annoying roadrunner all the way!

hehe, they are nice.

wasnt DOS Dirty Operating System