http://adequacy.org/public/stories/2...2056.2147.html
I thought that this was really stupid. It made me wanna go get a new video card and get AMD from the store downtown.
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http://adequacy.org/public/stories/2...2056.2147.html
I thought that this was really stupid. It made me wanna go get a new video card and get AMD from the store downtown.
its a joke... its meant to be funny....
8. Is your son obsessed with "Lunix"?
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BSD, Lunix, Debian and Mandrake are all versions of an illegal hacker operation system, invented by a Soviet computer hacker named Linyos Torovoltos, before the Russians lost the Cold War. It is based on a program called "xenix", which was written by Microsoft for the US government. These programs are used by hackers to break into other people's computer systems to steal credit card numbers. They may also be used to break into people's stereos to steal their music, using the "mp3" program. Torovoltos is a notorious hacker, responsible for writing many hacker programs, such as "telnet", which is used by hackers to connect to machines on the internet without using a telephone.
Your son may try to install "lunix" on your hard drive. If he is careful, you may not notice its presence, however, lunix is a capricious beast, and if handled incorrectly, your son may damage your computer, and even break it completely by deleting Windows, at which point you will have to have your computer repaired by a professional.
If you see the word "LILO" during your windows startup (just after you turn the machine on), your son has installed lunix. In order to get rid of it, you will have to send your computer back to the manufacturer, and have them fit a new hard drive. Lunix is extremely dangerous software, and cannot be removed without destroying part of your hard disk surface.
Very pathetic ;)
[sarcasm]wow!!! I aint seen that 1000 times before[/sarcasm]
v_Ln
Pathetic are those that think that AMD, Linux and Bonzi Buddy are really hacker hard/software, and want to go out and buy it.Quote:
Very pathetic
Hello, my name is Alex.
I have a problem.
For the past few years i've felt myself sliding downhill.
It started off simple enough, I bought a computer and entered onto the internet with my friend AOL.
But then I changed ISP's and my life started on a downward spiral which has led me to rock bottom. I started craving new hardware. I felt the unyielding desire to play Quake. I began to obsess over Linux, the
Now i'm just trying to take it one day at a time, and do what i canQuote:
illegal hacker operation system
;)
I cry for the naive parents of kids who take that seriosly. even after seeing it like, 30 times, it still amazes me that people dont get that it is a joke! i gotta go uninstall quake and lunix before big brother comes and takes me away!!!!
slick
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I'm scared of hackers because...
They hack into NASA 5%
They steal things 4%
They are violent sociopaths 4%
They use amphetamines and speed 7%
They help Osama Bin Laden 14%
They're un-American 5%
They smell bad 58%
hahahahaha! i never noticed that...
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I can't believe people take this seriously. Actually, I suppose if you were a parent who knew nothing about computers it would seem plausible. Kind of scary.....
Now where I have I seen this before...;0
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