Payback.

A women was standing before the bedroom mirror admiring herself in her expensive outfit. She posed this way and that before her Husband, looking on with disinterest, remarked, "Your bum is the size of a three-burner barbeque!"
Later that evening in bed, he lent over, tapped his wife on the shoulder and asked hopefully, "How about it?"
She replied, "It's hardly worth lighting the whole barbeque for half a sausage." :D

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