Michael Knight

lol - i can just see this scenario happening on the 'Lost Episodes of Knight Rider'!

http://www.expressindia.com/fullstory.php?newsid=32284

Kitt: "I advise against this course of action, Michael..."

Michael: "aw, shuddup, you @$!^#$@% pile of %@#! Shtop bein so uptight and lemmee drive! ^hic^"

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A spokeswoman for the 51-year-old actor was not immediately available to comment on his arrest.

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The reason why there wasn't a Spokeswoman was because they were all down the local Tavern getting sloshed themselves ;)