20 different people that you meet in the bathroom

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1) Excitable : Short half twisted around, can't find hole, rips shorts.
2) Sociable : Joins friends in piss whether he has to or not.
3) Cross eyed : Looks into next urinal to see how the other guy is fixed.
4) Timid : Can't piss if someone is watching, flushes urinal, comes back
5) Indifferent : All urinals taken, pisses in sink.
6) Clever : No hands, fixes tie, looks around and usually pisses on floor
7) Worried : Not sure where he has been lately, makes quick inspection.
8) Frivolous : Plays stream up, stream down, and tries to hit other urinals.
9) Absent minded:Opens vest, pulls out tie, pisses in pants.
10) Childish : Pisses directly in the bottom of urinal, likes to see bubbles
11) Sneak : Farts quietly while pissing, acts very innocent.
12) Patient : Stands very close while waiting, reads with free hands.
13) Desperate : Waits in long line, teeth floating, pisses in pants.
14) Tough : Bangs dick on the side of urinal to dry.
15) Efficient : Waits until he has to crap, then does both.
16) Fat : Backs up and takes a blind shot at urinal, pisses on shoe.
17) Little : Stands on a box, falls in and drowns.
18) Drunk : Holds left thumb in right hand, pisses in pants.
19) Disgruntled: Stands for a while, fires up, walks away.
20) Conceited : Holds two inch dick like a baseball bat.

sounds like someone spends way to long in the bathroom , but you know, each to his own. ;)

Dead Addict,

Where on earth did you find these? :D

I can hear it now, the social whizzer saying, "Well I have to go to the bathroom", and John replies, "Hold on and I'll go with you".

Or the tough whizzer, saying, hey whimp, watch this, as he slaps the the side of the urinal. A day or so later he goes to the doctor for an unexpected new sore on his member. And you'll never guess who the doctor is..... :eek:

Or the sneaker whizzer who takes his farts into the elevator....

Or number 20 and it wasn't his..lol

Guess I better stop before someone gets pissed off...... :eek:

I came across it while going through the files on a old Hd that was in one of my test machines and I figured why not share it, someone is bound to get a laugh out of it.

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Sociable : Joins friends in piss whether he has to or not.

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So is that what females do when they run of to the BathRoom together?
I and always thought that they were up to something else;)