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Harley Davidson....
Me likes Motor cycles, found these, they might not be techy, but they made me laff.
Harley Davidson....
The inventor of the Harley Davidson Motorcycle, Arthur Davidson died
and went to heaven where St. Peter spoke with him, "Since you've been
such a good man and your motorcycles have changed the world, your
reward is, you can hang out with anyone you want in Heaven."
Arthur thought about it for a minute and then said, "I want to hang
out with God."
St. Peter took Arthur to the Throne Room, and introduced him to God.
Arthur then asked God, "Hey, aren't you the inventor of women?" God
said, "Ah, yes. "
"Well, " said Arthur, "professional to professional, you have some
major
design flaws in your invention.
1. There's too much inconsistency in the front-end protrusions.
2. It chatters constantly at high speeds.
3. Most of the rear ends are too soft and wobble too much.
4. The intake is placed way to close to the exhaust and finally,
5. The maintenance costs are outrageous.
"Hmmmm, you may have some good points there," replied God, "hold on."
God went to his celestial computer typed in some words and waited for
the results.
The computer printed out a slip of paper and God read it. "Well, it
may be true that my invention is flawed," God said to Arthur, "but
according to these numbers, more men are riding my invention than
yours."
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A mechanic was removing a cylinder head from the motor of a Harley, when he spotted the local heart surgeon in his shop. The surgeon was waiting for the service manager to come take a look at his bike.
The mechanic shouted across the garage, "Hey Doc can I ask youa
professional question?"
The surgeon, a bit surprised, walked over to the mechanic working on the
motorcycle.
The mechanic straightened up, wiped his hands on a rag and asked, "So
Doc, look at this engine. I can open the heart of this engine, take valves
out, fix'em, put in new parts and when I finish this will work just like a new
one. So how come I get paid a pittance and you get the really big bucks
when you and I are doing basically the same work?"
The surgeon paused, smiled and leaned over, and whispered to the mechanic......
"Try doing it with the engine running!"
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I have heard them before but they are still good.
Heh heh heh, you like bikes huh......check this one out (see attachment)
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A beastie indeed, but is it yours ?
And what the hell is a 'Pre-Dirt Cowboy when it's at home ?
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Mox,
In the unlikely eventuality of you having to go to heaven or something............I will look after the monkey in your abscence...
Vincent 1048 Black Shadow , and "Rough Inferior" (Brough Superior) SS130...............only ones worth keeping in case of another American invasion?
:D :p
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Originally posted here by foxyloxley
A beastie indeed, but is it yours ?
And what the hell is a 'Pre-Dirt Cowboy when it's at home ?
Nope not mine. I would like another bike, but can't afford one at present.
The Pre-Dirt refers to age + experience (not computer related by the way) and is a conceptual play on words/ideas that most won't get (thankfully) and the Cowboy has multiple meaning to whomever sees it (some good, some bad -- consequently I love it)
Yeah Johnno, the poor little monkey probably has a real sore postierior by now....lol. If you want him, I'll send him your way (almost time for a change again anyway)......and I don't think I'll make that place in the sky, it would be boring anyway and with my beliefs I will get something a bit more challenging.
Note. I've examined a Vincent one time, but didn't get to ride it. Seem to be a capable machine.
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Ah the shopping centre that i run my business at, there's a MotorBike shop just across the walk way, and i sometimes find my self in that shop just drooling over the fine pieces of machinery..
Someday i'd like to purchase a Harley, but the way i save money, then i imagine that i'll get one when Hell freezes over..
f2b:.
