Political Stunt.

The Prime Minister was walking through the Cross when he met three 'pay as you lay' girls. Since he was on the campaign trail, he walked up to them and began talking to them. Eventually, of course, he asked them how they charged.
The redhead smiled coyly at the nation's leader and said: "$120."
The Brunette laughed and said: "$125."
But the Blonde said: "If you can raise my skirt as high as the taxes, take my pants as low as the wages, make your old fella as hard as it is to make a living and root me like you've rooted the country, it won't cost you a cent!"