Penis envy?

Crazed surgeon amputates penis

A ROMANIAN surgeon underwent a fit of madness while operating on a patient's testicles and instead cut off the man's penis and sliced it into three pieces, hospital officials said.

The surgeon, Naum Ciomu, was described as a senior member of the hospital staff and a professor of anatomy.

He had been operating on a 34-year-old man for a testicular malformation when he committed the act, the officials said.

"We are shocked by what has happened. It is the first time we have had such a case,"

<one would hope!>

said Sorin Oprescu, head of the Bucharest emergency hospital where the patient was rushed for emergency reconstructive surgery.

The operations have been entrusted to a highly respected Romanian plastic surgeon, Ioan Lascar, who said he would try to restore the man's urinary function but that he was unlikely to recover normal sexual activity

Doctor Ciomu has been banned from entering an operating theatre for two months pending the results of an investigation by the medical council, Oprescu said.

Meanwhile the wife of the unfortunate patient said she was suing Ciomu.

Wonder what set him off. Also what kind of settlement the wife is looking for ($100,00 oer inch?).

Lorenna Bobbit would be proud. :D

Lorenna Bobbit hell! this guys a pro.

Damn. I can't even think of anything to say except that poor poor man. That's horrible. I mean really really horrible.

And the other side of me wants to say...omg and he thought he was deformed before! :D

Sorry, tried to go with the compassionate nice person, but it's just too easy.

I can't believe they have only banned him for 2 months .. i suppose the investigation will be over by then and he will be dealt with accordingly .. if someone did that too me i would wanna kill him ... :)