Man eaten at wedding reception

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August 11th, 2004, 07:23 AM
fyrewall

Man eaten at wedding reception

http://www.news.com.au/common/story_...E13762,00.html

not the best way to get rid of those annoying relatives, effective nontheless :)

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FOUR members of a family have been arrested and charged with murder for allegedly killing and eating a relative during a wedding reception - and serving his flesh to unwitting party guests, police in the Philippines said today.

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At the July 17 wedding of his daughter, Eladio Baule got angry with his cousin Benjie Ganay who tripped and accidentally touched the bride's bottom, said Senior Police Inspector Perla Bacuel, at Narra town in Palawan province, southwest of Manila.

All for accidentally touching his nieces ass when he fell over ....
August 11th, 2004, 08:03 AM
moxnix

Would that be like you touch her ass and I'll eat yours?
August 11th, 2004, 08:04 AM
gore

Wow, that bites!

Cannibal Cousin buahahahaha!

If some ******* touched my woman's ass I'd serve his balls for dinner too.

Man, the cops got him though. He's really 'putting his foot in his mouth' now isn't he?

Man, if he was my relative though, that would piss me off, I'd be like "Hey *******, eat me!"

Ugh, I have a server install to finish. Maybe I'll come back later and "chew the fat" with some more corny as hell jokes I've been making up as I go along.