Thinking of buying a jet fighter?
Subject: FW: Thinking of buying a jet fighter?
This was allegedly posted very briefly on the McDonnell Douglas Website by an employee who obviously has a sense of humour (and w-a-a-a-a-y too much time on their hands).. The company, of course, does not have a sense of humour, and made the web department take it down immediately. (for once, the 'IMPORTANT' note at the end is worth a read too...)
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