school yard humor

here are some really old and bad jokes of the type you here when you are in play school.

why did the chincken cross the road?
To get to the other side.

why did the dolphin cross the road ?
to get to the other tide. :D

Why did the kid cross the road ?
to get to the other slide..

Why did the fox cross the road?
he was following the chicken.

See if you can find any other why did......

what is a red house made from?
Red bricks.
what is a blue house made from?
Blue bricks.
what is a white house made from?
white bricks.
what is a green house made from ...?
Glass.

what is yellow and goes ding-a-ling?
a yellow ding-a-ling.
what is blue and goes ding-a-ling?
a blue ding-a-ling.
what is white and goes ding-a-ling?
a white ding-a-ling.
what is red and goes ding-a-ling?
a fire truck.

Why shouldnt you go into the jungle between four and six on a wednesday afternoon?
Because that is when elephants do there parachut training.
why do crocodiles have flat backs?
because they went it to the jungle between four and six on a wednesday afternoon.
what is the black squishy stuff between an elepahnts toes?
slow natives.

Warning ... If you are religiously sensitive do not read the next joke.
Adolf Hitler after he dies finds himself in front of the pearly Gates of heaven to be judge. On this day it just so happened that st peter was taking a break and Jesus was minding the gates for him. Hitler walks up to Jesus and asks to be let into heaven. Jesus consults with The Book and finally find hitlers name.
Jesus says " sorry but looking at your life you are mark to go straight to hell."
Hitlers starts ranting and raveing and after about a half hour of this he says " look I tell you what if you let me into heaven i will give you the highest decoration of my nation. The iron cross."
Jesus thinks about it and finally decides to go and ask God. So he goes up to God and says "Father?"
"Yes my son."
"There is a man at the gates who wants to be let in to heaven. The book says he should go to hell but h has offered me an Iron cross if I will allow him in."
God looks sternly at Jesus and says" What do you want with an iron cross you couldnt even carry the wooden one I got you.........."

Glad I got them out of my system....................................................................