Date: Wed, 15 Dec 2004 16:03:17 -0600
From: "End Results" <
[email protected]>
Subject: 4 Wise Observations as sent by S.D.
>4 Wise Observations
>
>1. Ten Commandments - The real reason that we can't have the Ten
Commandments in a Courthouse! You cannot post "Thou Shalt Not Steal,"
"Thou
Shalt Not Commit Adultery" and "Thou Shall Not Lie" in a building full
of
lawyers, judges and
>politicians! It creates a hostile work environment.
>
>2. Zero Gravity - When NASA first started sending up astronauts, they
quickly discovered that ball-point pens would not work in zero gravity.
To
combat this problem, NASA scientists spent a decade and $12 billion
developing a pen that writes in zero gravity, upside-down, on almost
any
surface including glass and at temperatures ranging from below freezing
to
over 300 C. The Russians used a pencil. Your taxes will be due again
soon--enjoy paying them.
>
>3. Cows - Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that our
government can track a cow born in Canada almost three years ago, right
to
the stall where she sleeps in the state of Washington. And they tracked
her
calves to their stalls. But they are unable to locate 11 million
illegal
aliens wandering around our country.
>
>4. Our Constitution - "They keep talking about drafting a
Constitution for
Iraq. Why don't we just give them ours? It was written by a lot of
really
smart guys, it's worked for over 200 years and, well, we're not using
it
anymore."
AND MERRY CHRISTMAS! There, I said it.....rg
