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In marital life there are three stages of sex:
The first stage is House Sex: It's when you're newly married and you have sex all over the house.
The second stage is Bedroom Sex: It's after you're married for a while and you only have sex in the bedroom.
The final stage is Hall Sex: Cause after you've been married for many years, you just pass each other in the hall and say "Screw you".
ADVICE!!!!!Please do not take any viagra before entering this hallway!!lol..
"There is nothing I would not do for my wife...............and nothing that she would not do for me...........and that is how we go through life...........doing £$%%^^&&* all for eachother"
Or something like that :D
Hey, I am only into my first tinny (can) and I have to go repair the lawnmower?............is this true love, or just another childish infatuation?
:p :D
On my way to work this morning listening to the radio this married guy replied upon a question about his married life"Just,Just managing to sleep through now!!"LOL...Man i could not stop laughing.For me though i would resort to "wishfull thinking"22years and still going strong