How about the making a win box a karaoke machine.
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/flash/windowsnoises.html
cheers
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How about the making a win box a karaoke machine.
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/flash/windowsnoises.html
cheers
- :S:
Ten bucks says it all started when some kid got bored in the middle of writing a paper.
;)
Ah! the joys of youth!
I really must dig these out and post them in technical humour.....................
Replace the MS logon noise with Clint Eastwood: "what you've got to ask yourself is do you feel lucky............well do you punk?" and the mail delivery with "Hey some f****r's sent you more junk mail"
Then you lend your project room to some mob who can't find a meeting room :cool: and slide back to your office and send yourself an e-mail? :D
Little boys never grow up.................as we get older our toys become more expensive?
:)
Here ya go nihil,
http://www.spamfreeforums.com/Kicks_...8-28/232.shtmlQuote:
Two elderly women were eating breakfast in a
restaurant one morning. Ethel noticed something funny about Mabel's ear and she said, '"Mabel, do you know you've got a suppository in your left ear?" Mabel answered, "I have a suppository in my ear?" She pulled it out and stared at it.
Then she said, "Ethel, I'm glad you saw this thing. Now I think I know where to find my hearing aid."
http://www.suddenlysenior.com/toooldorgy.htmlQuote:
Nine Oldsters Booted Out of Nursing Home -
For Trying to Have an Orgy!
Seems that a bunch of old goats, ranging in age from 73 to 98, schemed a secret sex party to celebrate the 90th birthday of one of the "girls."
As a British newspaper reported, "The let-it-all-hang-out party took place just after midnight on October 28. The three wrinkly Romeos and six sagging seductresses gathered together in the rec room and stripped to the buff."
Well, you can imagine the staff's alarm and embarrassment when orderlies investigated rumba rumbling from the rec room. There, surrounded by candles and dressed in birthday suits slathered with baby oil, the horny nine were wing-dinging to lay canes in dusty corners.
"They hadn't got too far," a staffer was reported to say. "I guess it was taking some of the gents a while to started. But they were all naked. Believe me, it was the scariest thing I've ever seen."
http://www.bitoffun.com/jokes.old_farts.htmQuote:
Some friends of an old gentleman decided to get him something special for his birthday. They bought him a hooker. She went to his house and knocked on the door. Upon opening it she said "Hi I am your birthday present." He responded, "What am I supposed to do with you?" "I am yours for super sex", she answers. He replies: "Well I am 90 years old so I will take the soup."
http://www.bitoffun.com/jokes.old_farts.htmQuote:
Sadie wakes up and says to her husband, "Jake, I'm dead". Jake responds. What's the matter with you, Sadie, you aren't dead. You're talking to me." "No, Jake, I'm definitely dead". "Sadie, you are not dead. Why do you think you're dead" Sadie responds, "Because nothing hurts."
:D :D ;)