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Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing.
He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed."

"OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!"

His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the
President sits, head in hands.

Finally, the President looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?"

I usually take offense to Bush jokes but that was funny lol

Bush and Cheney were sitting down for lunch at a local restaurant. The waitress walks over to take their order.

Cheney says he'd like the chicken salad and a diet coke.

Bush, somewhat confused, looks up and says to the waitress: "I think I'd like a quickie"

The waitress, stunned, replies:

"MR. PRESIDENT! I thought you had brought wholesome, family values back to the white house! I'm sorry I voted for you"! And storms off.

Bush, now even more confused looks at Dick who says: "George - I think it's pronounced quiche"

After laughing about these, I went to check the news and found something funny toO:

Bush and Powell were sitting down for lunch at a local restaurant. The waitress walks over to take their order.

Bush says to Powell " I think it's worth 1 million Iraqi deaths and the death of one girl with huge knockers!"

Powell replies, " you're probably right! "

The waitress, stunned, replies:
"MR. PRESIDENT!Why in the world would you want to kill one girl with huge knockers? "

Bush, then turns to Powell and says, " See...I told you no one would care about the 1 million Iraqi's "



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One day George Bush was out jogging and accidentally fell from a ridge into a very cold river. Three boys, playing along the river, saw the accident. Without a second thought, they jumped in the water and dragged the wet president out of the river.

After cleaning up he said, "Boys, you saved the President of the United States today. You deserve a reward. You name it, I'll give it to you."

The first boy said, "Please, I'd like a ticket to Disneyland!"

"I'll personally hand it to you," said Mr. Bush.

"I'd like a pair of Nike Air Turbos," the second boy said.

"I'll buy them myself and give them to you," said the grateful Bush.

"And I'd like a wheelchair with a stereo in it," said the third boy.

"I'll personally ... wait a second, son, you're not handicapped!"

"No -- but I will be when my dad finds out I saved you from drowning."