game of life (?)

THE GRADUATE GAME OF LIFE (?)
[Adapted for ASCII]
Rules: Using one die, move your game piece the number of spaces that the die
indicates and try to be the first to succesfully defend your graduate work.
It's not as easy as it looks.

=================-------------------------------------------------------
|Welcome ->-> | |Cells didn't|Tube |Cells not |
|To square One | --> | grow |labelled Taq |competent |
|In the Graduate| | miss a turn|is really ExoIII|Are you? |
| Game of Life | | |Miss 2 turns |Go back 3 spaces|
=================------------------------------------------------------|
|congratulations!| |Controls didn't |
|You've graduated| |work again. |
|Run like hell, | |Go back 2 spaces|
|before they look| --------------------------------------------------|
|too closely at | |You failed |Leads backwards |course work |
|at your thesis. | | MCAT |on gel box |piles up. <- |
|----------------| |Advance 1 space|Go back 3 spaces|Miss a turn |
|Thesis rejected | ---------------------------------------------------
|You're dejected | |You failed |
|Advance 2 spaces| | LSAT |
|----------------| |Advance 1 space|
|Could not repeat| -----------------------------------------------------------|
|critical | |You failed |Too many exams|Found point|Read |
| experiment | | PSAT |to mark |deletion |sequencing gel |
|Advance 3 spaces| |Advance 1 space|Miss a turn |Miss a turn|inverted |
|----------------| -------------------------------------------|Go back 2spaces|
|Competitors | ------------------|
|scoop you on | |Subcloned PCR |
|results | |product backwards|
|Advance 4 spaces| |Miss a turn |
|----------------| ------------------------------------------------------------
|Collaborator | |Fell into coma while|Got drunk at party|Tuition due |
|faked all data | | | using ether | told of PI |Miss 3 turns while|
|Advance 5 spaces| | \ / Miss a turn |Miss a turn |working for summer|
|----------------| |-----------------------------------------------------------
|Your NMR sample | | | |
|is betalactamase| | \ / |
|Advance 6 spaces| |--------------------|-------------------------------------|
|----------------| | Dropped flask |Blotted gel onto|You passed the MCAT |
| ^ | | -> of pure protein |paper towels |Leave game now and |
| / \ | | Go back 3 spaces|Go back 2 spaces| be joyfull |
| | | -----------------------------------------------------------|
| | |Ran air through |
|----------------| |sizing column |
|Radiation badge | |Go back 4 spaces |
|lights | |--------------------|
|fluorescent | |Ultracentriguge tube|
|bulbes | |broke, lose sample |
|Miss 3 turns | |Miss a turn |
|----------------| |--------------------|
|Computer crashes| |You failed | |
| lose notes | |MCAT again \ / |
|Go back 3 spaces| |Advance 1 space . |
|-----------------------------------------------------------------------------|
|Writing you PI's| Commitee member|You failed PSAT |You failed |
|grant proposal |<- missed meeting |Getting desperate? |LCAT again |
|Miss 2 turns | Miss a turn. |Miss a turn |Advance 1 space |

Can you post that again within code tags?

Code:

test

It'll preserve spacing.

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THE GRADUATE GAME OF LIFE (?) [Adapted for ASCII] Rules: Using one die, move your game piece the number of spaces that the die indicates and try to be the first to succesfully defend your graduate work. It's not as easy as it looks. =================------------------------------------------------------- |Welcome ->-> | |Cells didn't|Tube |Cells not | |To square One | --> | grow |labelled Taq |competent | |In the Graduate| | miss a turn|is really ExoIII|Are you? | | Game of Life | | |Miss 2 turns |Go back 3 spaces| =================------------------------------------------------------| |congratulations!| |Controls didn't | |You've graduated| |work again. | |Run like hell, | |Go back 2 spaces| |before they look| --------------------------------------------------| |too closely at | |You failed |Leads backwards |course work | |at your thesis. | | MCAT |on gel box |piles up. <- | |----------------| |Advance 1 space|Go back 3 spaces|Miss a turn | |Thesis rejected | --------------------------------------------------- |You're dejected | |You failed | |Advance 2 spaces| | LSAT | |----------------| |Advance 1 space| |Could not repeat| -----------------------------------------------------------| |critical | |You failed |Too many exams|Found point|Read | | experiment | | PSAT |to mark |deletion |sequencing gel | |Advance 3 spaces| |Advance 1 space|Miss a turn |Miss a turn|inverted | |----------------| -------------------------------------------|Go back 2spaces| |Competitors | ------------------| |scoop you on | |Subcloned PCR | |results | |product backwards| |Advance 4 spaces| |Miss a turn | |----------------| ------------------------------------------------------------ |Collaborator | |Fell into coma while|Got drunk at party|Tuition due | |faked all data | | | using ether | told of PI |Miss 3 turns while| |Advance 5 spaces| | \ / Miss a turn |Miss a turn |working for summer| |----------------| |----------------------------------------------------------- |Your NMR sample | | | | |is betalactamase| | \ / | |Advance 6 spaces| |--------------------|-------------------------------------| |----------------| | Dropped flask |Blotted gel onto|You passed the MCAT | | ^ | | -> of pure protein |paper towels |Leave game now and | | / \ | | Go back 3 spaces|Go back 2 spaces| be joyfull | | | | -----------------------------------------------------------| | | |Ran air through | |----------------| |sizing column | |Radiation badge | |Go back 4 spaces | |lights | |--------------------| |fluorescent | |Ultracentriguge tube| |bulbes | |broke, lose sample | |Miss 3 turns | |Miss a turn | |----------------| |--------------------| |Computer crashes| |You failed | | | lose notes | |MCAT again \ / | |Go back 3 spaces| |Advance 1 space . | |-----------------------------------------------------------------------------| |Writing you PI's| Commitee member|You failed PSAT |You failed | |grant proposal |<- missed meeting |Getting desperate? |LCAT again | |Miss 2 turns | Miss a turn. |Miss a turn |Advance 1 space | __________________