My Fav 12 days to X-Mas

Quote:

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On the twelfth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
Eight comic books
Seven packs of smokes
Six packs of two-fours
Five golden toques
Four pounds of back bacon
Three french toasts
Two turtlenecks
And a beer in a tree

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Great White North eh! :p

Lets see, sing that 8 times, hhhmm just short of a poverty pack (12), gotta stretch it out for a 2-4 (24), geez I can remember (that's a good thing) when a case of 24 cost $7.20 Cdn, and that's like only 28 yrs ago, boy talk about inflation........

Woaaahh . . . You mean you actually drank from a stubby ? Didn't know there were any of you guys left !

I know, I know . . . take off !

I have no idea what you two are talking about

Hey hoser, they played that on the local radio station one morning when my alarm went off, it was quite possibly the best wakeup alarm ever. (Oh, and that's actually ME on the organ!)

/me goes out an buys the album

PS. It's snowing out, yippie! Christmas is near :-D

And a beeeerr in a treeeee

Just to bring this thread back to planet Earth :)

I used to sing the odd [VERY odd] version of 12 days myself:

version 1 ) - Motorcycle style [some of the models might no longer be in production, but I don't know NEW stuff :p]

On the twelth day of christmas my true love gave to me :

1200 Mirage
XS11
10 CBX's
900 Honda
850 Norton
750 Kettle
650 Kwacka
5 Gold Wings
4 Honda Fours
3 Rocket Three's
2 Triumph Twins

and a ratty little yammy LC
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version 2 ) RUDE :eek:

On the twelth day of christmas my true love gave to me :

12 Twats a Twitching
11 Leaping Lesbians
10 Torn off Testes
9 Gnawed off Nipples
8 Useless Eunuchs
7 Sex Starved Spinsters
6 Convicted Vicars
5 Choir Boys
4 Pairs of Draws
3 French Whores
2 **** House Doors

and a one legged whore with VD
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