Never say to a Cop

NEVER SAY TO A COP
1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas)
2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realise my radar detector wasn't plugged in.
3.Aren't you the guy from the Village People?
4. Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job!
5. Are You Andy or Barney?
6. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer.
7. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?
8. I pay your salary!
9. Gee, Office r! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too!

10. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.
11. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other
cars around.. That's how far ahead of me they are.
12. When the Officer says "Gee .Your eyes look red, have you been drinking?" You probably shouldn't respond with,"Gee Officer your eyes look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?"

:)

"Please don't hit me again officer"

After they have read you your Miranda rights :D

More things not to say

Bad cop, NO DOUGHNUT!

I wasn't speeding, if i was you wouldn't have caught up to me.

I'm not as think as you drunk i am.

(said after you finish a breath test) ok now lets switch, you close your eyes, open your mouth, and blow on this.

"Can I take your wedding photographs"

NEVER say that...............you fetch up having to do it for all of them :)

But the weather and the light might not be the same............................. :(