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"A DAY WITHOUT LAUGHTER IS A DAY WASTED"



WIFE vs HUSBAND
A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word.
An earlier discussion had led to an argument & neither of them wanted
to concede their position. As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats,
& pigs, the husband asked sarcastically, "relatives of yours?"
"yep," the wife replied, "In-laws."

WORDS

A husband read an article to his wife about how many words women use
a day... 30,000 to a man's 15,000. The wife replied, "the reason has
to be because we have to repeat everything to men... The husband then
turned to his wife and asked, "What?"

CREATION

A man said to his wife one day, "I don't know how you can be so
stupid & so beautiful all at the same time." "The wife responded,
"allow me to explain. God made me beautiful so you would be attracted
to me; God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you!"

WHO DOES WHAT

A man & his wife were having an argument about who should brew the
coffee each morning. The wife said, "You should do it, because you
get up first, & then we don't have to wait as long to get our
coffee." The husband said, "You are in charge of cooking around here
and you should do it, because that is your job, & I can just wait for
my coffee." Wife replies, "No, you should do it, & besides, it is in
the Bible that the man should do the coffee." Husband replies, "I
can't believe that, show me." So she fetched the Bible, & opened the
New Testament & showed him at the top of several pages that it indeed says.......... "HEBREWS"


THE SILENT TREATMENT

A man & his wife were having some problems at home & were giving each
other the silent treatment. Suddenly, the man realized that the next
day, he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM for an early
morning business flight. Not wanting to be the first to break the
silence (and LOSE), he wrote on a piece of paper, "Please wake me at
5:00 AM." He left it where he knew she would find it. The next
morning, the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AM & he had missed his flight.
Furious, he was about to go & see why his wife hadn't wakened him,
when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed. The paper said, "It is 5:00 AM.
Wake up."

Men are not equipped for these kinds of contests. God may have created
man before woman, but there is always a rough draft before the
masterpiece.

SEND THIS TO SMART WOMEN WHO NEED A LAUGH AND TO MEN YOU THINK CAN
HANDLE IT!