programing boot camp

does anyone know of any boot camp programing courses that i can finish in about 2 weeks.
web disigning or java..........i basicly don't know too much about aobut but i know some html

plsss help..................thank you very much is appreciated ,,,,taiwl panama

get yourself a SAMS 'Teach yourself ........... in 24 Hours

quicker than two weeks :)

and stop posting rubbish 'questions' with NO input from yourself bar the blatant quick fix request ........... :Grrrr:

you have made [again] no mention of :
your whereabouts - so any answer could be more specific to your locale
budget - or are you after a freebie [remember, you get what you pay for]
timescale - when do you want to do it
P/T v F/T

try again
try HARDER please