A richman is talking to his wife about how they need to make some savings on staff as buissness is not going well.
"Darling why don't you learn to cook? That way we can get rid of the chef." he suggests.
"Dear," she answers" Why dont you learn how to make love then we can get rid of the chauffer."
Same guy talking to his wife.
"Darling if I lost all my money and became penniless would you still love me?"
"Of course I would still love you and I would miss you awfully!"
