Warning not for religious zelots.
Jesus is guarding the gates to heaven as it is st peters day off when up walks this little man in a black uniform with a small moustache. Jesus looks at him and asks his name.
"Hitler adolf. The fuher!"
Jesus checks in the Book and not finding the name says "sorry i cant let you in."
"What do you mean you cant let me in?" shouts the fuher. "I am the fuher, I have been doing Gods work getting rid of the jews." he fumes. "I am a member of the master race."
Jesus not really impressed "sorry if you are not in the book you can't get in!"
Hitler calms down and ask "how about if i reward you? I will give you our highest decoration. The iron cross"
Jesus thinks about it and decides he better ask his Father.
Running up to god he says" Father there is a short guy at the gate who says if I let him in he will give me an iron cross"
God looks down from his throne and asks " What would you want an iron cross for? You couldn't even carry the wooden one I got you."
