Australian Pervert?

An Oz gent was stopped by customs who found some unusual things about his personnage:

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2009/02/03/bird_smuggler/

OK, so he had two pigeons stuffed down his tights (it's summer over there?) and an interesting belt "containing plant seeds and other undeclared matter".

Quote:

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An Oz man faces up to ten years' jail and "substantial fines" after Melbourne customs operatives discovered he'd flown in from Dubai with two live pigeons down his trousers.

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Obviously they are taking it seriously, but really should have offered him the option of swapping the pigeons for a rabid mongoose.............I would love to see one of those tackle a "one eyed trouser snake" :lildevil:

Uh.. OW?

And definite... Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!

Well here in Oz we call those little mens swimming costumes (the ones that are like briefs - generally made by speedo) Budgie smugglers (a budgie is a very small parrot often kept as a pet)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Budgerigar
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Budgie_smugglers

This is due to the bulge that is evident at the crotch when a man wears them which apparently (although I am not sure who tested this) looks like there is a budgie stuffed down the front of his swimmers. Perhaps this guy was just confused between a budgie and a pidgeon and he was on his way for a holiday at the beach?