SmartAss

Ok...

To my knowledge this is going to be a first.

I was sitting back thinking about all the things that people are known to do.

So with that I thought there are those of us that are known for being a Smartass. So I say.
Let's see who AO's smartass is. Basicly. To nominate a person you can post a thread that, the person your nominating posted a statement in that goes along with this theme. Now I am going to get about 5 people together and those Five people will be the Judges and thoe people can not be nominated but can not win.

So let's see who the real AO smartass is.

Any questions PM or post.

I nominate myself.

I find myself to be one of the most creative and intelligent smartasses here at AO.

lol

I'll be a judge

I nominate: whizkid3200
Reason: The SmartAss posted a thread about others being a SmartAss. What a SmartAss!

;)

Sorry, but some of us have better things to do that worry about why we are better than other people. I try not to raise my self-esteem simply by lowering that of others. I grew out of that when i was six years old.

Smartass.

lol

:rofl:

Hey im a smartass...

infact im one of the smartest mother ****ers here.

Screw you all, you bastards.

I win.

haha

I think I'm a judge on this one so someone please impress me.

I don't know if striek meant to be a smartass, but I kinda think he did. That was a good reply thouhg, along with GreekGoddesses reply. THe|Specialist|: You just plain suck at this.

lol

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Originally posted here by Striek
Sorry, but some of us have better things to do that worry about why we are better than other people. I try not to raise my self-esteem simply by lowering that of others. I grew out of that when i was six years old.

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Perhaps it's because you lack anything witty to say? ****tard.

I don't need to raise my self-esteem, because I'm perfect. That's right, perfect. And anyone who disagrees, ain't ****. And if you want to go out back, I'll kick your ass right now and prove it. heh

*LOL*

I see a flame war for the future of this thread.

Not bad GG. lol

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Originally posted here by GreekGoddess
Screw you all, you bastards.

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Yay! GG wants to screw all of us.

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Originally posted here by GreekGoddess
I don't need to raise my self-esteem, because I'm perfect. That's right, perfectly stupid. And anyone who disagrees, ain't ****. And if you want to go out back, I'll Lick your ass right now and prove it. heh

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Don't worry about it. I beleave you. Though Cheyenne1212 is already doing alot of ass kissing.

Well thats a turn for the books anyway.

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Originally posted here by |The|Specialist

Yay! GG wants to screw all of us.

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...Yeah...pity **** for all the nerd boys. *laughs evily*

what a smartass thread for smartasses

Humm I think I will need to see GG's ass before I can vote for her :)

You all know who the real smartass is

* drum roll please *

ME :D

Thank you thank you LOL

Not sure how I would rank on the smartass-o-meter, but I sure do get called a smartass alot. I personally think of my self more as a sarcastic-ass. Yeah, I like that, sarcastic-ass. That is what I am. You can all be smartasses for all I care, cuz I am the only sarcastic-ass.
*laughs a more evil laugh when GG*

-Ep

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So let's see who the real AO smartass is.

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This is going to be fun. :firedevil

I REALLY like flamewars. I think I will just kick back and watch for a while. If I see anyone who can be more of a smartass than myself I will do my best to top them/it.

ROFLMFAO

I am going to wait until, I get to Cleveland to post a real reply to you ASS'S notice. No Smart in front of it.

Of and Specialist, you might be smart but your a Jackass.
Aellison you couldn't be a smartass if I Val posted for you.

Now there is a smartass.

I gotta go. Gotta finish driving.

MEMO

Want to know how you can tell when someone is said, when they have to make a 3hr trip and they can't go more then 2 without being online. I pulled over a a rest area just to get online. I really am sad oh well.

YAY.

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Originally posted here by GreekGoddess

I don't need to raise my self-esteem, because I'm perfect.

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Arrogant too. No wait... you're too perfect to be arrogant, right?

I don't want to be a SmartAss. Why would you want to be a SmartAss anyway? You will never really be able to tell the difference between being smart and being an ass. You will always just be a SmartAss. Smart and an Ass.

I want to be SmartSmart and everyone else can be a SmartAss and an AssAss if they want. Hehehehe :)

All due respect....

Guidance...

Am I the only one, that is ****ing lost. With what. Cutty said.

Cutty, you might not be a smartass you probably fall in the area. Of Jackass.

So with that stated. I will retire for the moment.

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Cutty, you might not be a smartass you probably fall in the area. Of Jackass.

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Am sorry if you are to slow to pick up the joke whizkid2300. PM me and I will show you the way. :) hehehehe

Guidance...

More like everyone here is a jackass other than me.

I'm the only one doing all the work here. If it wasn't for me this place wouldn't be running at all. It would be complete chaos. But thanks to my advacned social skills, I am able to keep everyone at bay. :)

:rofl:
Is this a flame war or a collective ego trip?

Littl bit of both.

|The|Specialest : "Yay! GG wants to screw all of us. "
ME FIRST... ME FIRST... ME FIRST...

GreekGoddess : "...Yeah...pity **** for all the nerd boys. *laughs evily*"

What about me im not a guy... *runs of sulking...*

oh and im the biggest smart ass hear thank you verry much you ******s...


Nightfalls_Girl




Nightfalls_Girl

Thats it you can't get a bigger smartass than an Aussi chick.. Biggest Arses I have ever seen

bigest and most intelligent that I have seen.. and as for arogence.. you won't find that around one of these Aussi chicks.. they bring you back to earth very quickly..

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Second best in the smartass category is any one from the topend.. Nightfalls_girl your a sandgroper aren't you.. put you near or at the top of the list..

cheers

"sandgroper " whats that?????


Nightfalls_Girl

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What about me im not a guy... *runs of sulking...*

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Hey guys Nightfalls_Girl wants some. She can't get it from GG so one of you might as well give her some.

Nightfalls_Girl you want some from me. :) Well I guess she wants a SmartAss and since she thinks she's the biggest SmartAss then she should choose.

Who's a SmartAss now? hehehehe

[edit]I became an addict on a SmartAss thread. I really must be addicted to AO.[/edit]

Guidance..

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Originally posted here by Nightfalls_Girl
"sandgroper " whats that?????

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A question like this comeing from someone who can't even spell simple words like (****ER!)

.. oh sry thought you were from the west.. your ranking drops 35 points..

cheers

cutty like hell any one would wont it from you. I have Nightfall... :P

|The|Specialist Get over it..

Und3ertak3r im for NSW... what about you? what state??


Nightfalls_Girl

Get over what? You need to get a spell checker you lazy ****.

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Originally posted here by Nightfalls_Girl
I have Nightfall... :P

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And who the hell cares about the name of your dildo.

LOL you are such a tossa...

Nightfall is my man's handal..
Just like |The|Specialest is yours...
and i do not own one of those...

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Originally posted here by Nightfalls_Girl
Nightfall is my man handel...

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BuzzzzzzZzzzzzzzzzZzzzzzzz..........

The fact that for some reason this thread has now shifted towards both the sarcastic and sexualy driven is proof that my avatar is sexy & everytime peaple see (Status: online) they get a instant sex jolly off of it.

:cool: Damn... Im a cool smartass.

oh no:

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Und3ertak3r im for NSW... what about you? what state

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how did I make that mistake.. I'm a Cane Toad...(and for the great unwashed- that is a Queenslander)

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and i do not own one of those...

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don't you mean you currently have no need for such boring unimaginative extras..

and |The|Specialist .. hmm me thinks it has something to do with the massive weapon your handling.. one just cant help but.................................


cheers

cheyenne1212

Keep on dreaming :p


|The|Specialist

Oh pleaseeeeeeee :rolleyes:

:rofl:
This thread is getting pretty funny now.

I think I have to agree with The|Specialist on this one. Get a spell checker Nightfalls girl. I mean you can't spell anything. can't spell ****, you spell want like wont. I mean just pure pain from reading your posts.