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My contribution to the cause. Also I hope everyone has a Happy and great new year.
Happy New Years everyone............ ;]
Another year down and I still can't find my way......
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Happy New Year's Eve!
HAPPY NEW YEAR EVERYBODY
whew.. at last my first post.:D
helpin the cause.....Happy New Year !!!!!
1. If you're too open minded, your brains will fall out.
2. Age is a very high price to pay for maturity.
3. Going to church doesn't make you religious any more than going to a
garage makes you mechanical.
4. Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
5. If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've never tried
before.
6. My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance.
7. Not one shred of evidence supports the notion that life is serious.
8. It is easier to get forgiveness than permission.
9. For every action, there is an equal and opposite government program.
10. If you look like your passport picture, you probably need the trip.
11. Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks.
12. A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good.
13. Eat well, stay fit, die anyway.
14. Men are from earth. Women are from earth. Deal with it.
15. No husband has ever been shot while doing the dishes.
16. A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.
17. Middle age is when broadness of the mind and narrowness of the waist
change places.
18. Opportunities always look bigger going than coming.
19. Junk is something you've kept for years and throw away three weeks
before you need it.
20. There is always one more imbecile than you counted on.
21. Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to recognize a mistake
when you make it again.
22. By the time you can make ends meet, they move the ends.
23. Thou shalt not weigh more than thy refrigerator.
24. Someone who thinks logically provides a nice contrast to the real world.
25. Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves for they shall never cease
to be amused .
not too funny
Go ZeroOne!!! Keep it at the top!!!
HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!
oh, behave ;)
1. Never raise your hands to your kids. It leaves your groin
unprotected.
2. I'm not into working out. My philosophy is no pain, no pain.
3. I'm in shape. Round is a shape.
4. I'm desperately trying to figure out why Kamikaze pilots wore
helmets.
5. Do you think illiterate people get the full affect of alphabet
soup?
6. I've always wanted to be somebody, but I should have been more
specific.
7. Ever notice when you blow in a dog's face he gets mad at you,
but when you take him in a car he sticks his head out the window?
8. Ever notice that anyone going slower than you is an idiot, but
anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
9. You have to stay in shape. My mother started walking five
miles a day when she was 60. She's 97 now and we have no idea
where she is.
10. I have six locks on my door, all in a row. When I go out, I
lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands
there picking the locks, they are always locking three of them.
11. One out of every three Americans is suffering from some form
of mental illness. Think of two of your best friends. If they are
OK, then it must be you.
12. They show you how detergent takes out bloodstains. I think if
you've got a tee shirt with bloodstains all over it, maybe your
laundry isn't your biggest problem.
13. Ask people why they have deer heads on their walls and they
tell you it's because they're such beautiful animals. I think my
wife is beautiful, but I only have photographs of her on the
walls.
14. A lady came up to me on the street, pointed at my suede
jacket and said, "Don't you know a cow was murdered for that
jacket?" I said, "I didn't know there were any witnesses. Now
I'll have to kill you too."
15. Future historians will be able to study at the Jimmy Carter
Library, the Gerald Ford Library, the Ronald Reagan Library, and
the Bill Clinton Adult Bookstore.
those are WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYY too LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Fred got home from his Sunday round of golf later than normal and very tired.
"Bad day at the course?" his wife asked.
"Everything was going fine," he said. "Then Harry had a heart attack and died on the 10th tee."
"Oh, that's awful!"
"You're not kidding. For the whole back nine it was hit the ball, drag Harry, hit the ball, drag Harry."
See look! KorpDeath's was funny AND short!
Go you!
--PhirePhreak
boo :)
sorry, that was a bit long
with red sun rising over smokey skies,
one must say their pained goodbyes..
our systems shot, all substances gone,
we return to our homes, our minds long gone..
the way we feel on this morn,
the aching jaws, the unsettled stomachs,
too much we cries... but twas too late...
our bodies begin to retaliate..
minds reeling from the noise and light,
paranoia sets in, parents start fights
where have you been, what have you done
you look like ****, I hope it was fun...
and fun it was, but now its just pain...
Strangely tho, can't wait to do it again....
By Me.... Why? Coz I can... :eek:
Poor Matty :( I hope you get feeling better :)
I'm feeling better already.... :confused: No wait... I don't... excuse me...
:sick:
[QUOTE]Originally posted by Matty Cross
with red sun rising over smokey skies,
one must say their pained goodbyes..
our systems shot, all substances gone,
we return to our homes, our minds long gone..
the way we feel on this morn,
the aching jaws, the unsettled stomachs,
too much we cries... but twas too late...
our bodies begin to retaliate..
minds reeling from the noise and light,
paranoia sets in, parents start fights
where have you been, what have you done
you look like ****, I hope it was fun...
and fun it was, but now its just pain...
Strangely tho, can't wait to do it again....
By Me.... Why? Coz I can... :eek: [/QUOTE
Snort too much?
Let the sun never blind your eyes,
let me sleep so my teeth won't grind,
hear a sound from voice inside...
In the place where only I go
It's the place you don't really know
My home, my world
My life in there
Emerging for food
Or maybe the toilet
Sometimes to raid the fridge
Others to use the phone
A solitary confinement
A prison for my mind
A prison I made
A prison I cannot escape
Inside it is safe
Isolated from the real world
Isolated from the truth
Isolated from friends
Inside it is warm
Dry and quiet
Apart from the music
Drowning out the noise of life
It is my world
The one place I am safe
The place I can be free
To live how I want
Without criticism, Without stress
Without pain, Without suffering
Without emotion, Without feeling
Alone and away from the perils
Of life in the real world
SO introverted.... you should go outside and get some fresh air. Go throw a football around or something.
This needs to get more posts. I hve ben gone for 3 days and there is only 100 more than my last visit.
Just keeping it up.
Have a Happy New Year
How many posts do we have so far??? I think Anti ONline is a pimped out site... have a happy new year
15 Don't Get too drunk.. HAHAHAHHA
LATER:mad: :p :D :) :o :rolleyes: :eek:
howdy. just doin' my part.
HAPPY NEW YEAR...
well that's enough for me, off to the party now.
Some litte **** is trying to attack me now but he is not getting past my firewall. :)
Can any1 find out where the IP address 64.160.200.143 is from?
Just keeping it up. And adding a few more.
i can't believe that some of the people on this site don't know how to do a simple whois query.
um....everyone should post to this thread!
let's see....right now i'm watching premium blend on comedy central. hope the rest of ye are having fun.
guys (and gals) we really need to something abou that "liberty" alliance. from what i've read it's basically a national i.d. system that will be embedded in windows, a.o.l., american express systems. this really pisses me off, all these years, everyone wants their 15 minutes to be in the spotlight, and now the hackers have to give up their anonymity. of course the obvious solution would be to not use windows, a.o.l., american express or any other system that participates in a nation i.d. system. just letting ye now.
Out of the night that covers me
Black as the pitch from pole to pole
I thank whatever gods may be
For my unconquerable soul
Preacher -- nice avatar :)
The rest of you -- I just got back from "The Lord of the Rings". I'd like to see what the rest of you think about it. Anyway, HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!
--PhirePhreak ;)
finally woke up from a crazy nite of 2002-hope you all are still having fun........just keeping this on top and so you should all do the same................till next time...."welcome to the Labyrinth,where does it go,where does it lead to,nobody knows..":D
I know everyone is giving it high ratings but when I saw it I couldn't wait for it to end. Mabye its because I haven't read the book. I was to episodic, one thing after another and I never got the sense that anything had been accomplished.
i can't wait to see lord of the rings, although i've heard that they have left things out....and that the book was much better....we'll see :)
my grandfather gave me a vhs tape of the hobbit when i was 7 and it's been one of my favorites since :]
Happy new year everyone!
How was everyone's night? What did everyone do?
Well, for New Years I did...... ABSOLUTELY NOTHING!!!
I'm a miserable social reject :(
I'm gonna go cry now *sob*
--PhirePhreak
My new years wish is for world peace, now stop the fights and pass the leaf...
PhirePhreak: Miserable social rejects must band together.. if we get enough of us, then the "in" people will be the ones who are out... <dastardly laugh>....
my plans fell through :(
so i was alone as well
i went for a walk and there were a lot of people walking around by themselves...so i didn't feel quite so alone or quite so depressed :D
once again, Happy new year :)
Go matty! I like your thinking ;)
Get here soon and #400 is yours...
Ouroboros;)