The sad thing about my time in the jail was that the only fight I got into was over what OS the guard station was running. (It was NT 4 Workstation, all running from a Windows 2000 server located near Central Booking.)
It was just bad. I'd been in jail before, but I'd never gotten the full experience. This time, I was strip-searched, shackled, and all that other stuff. It wasn't the inmates who were bad, it was the guards.
Suffice to say I'll pay every future speeding ticket the day I get it.
BTW: I decided to do some wardriving on the busride home and I found a neat AP. It has no network name and is encrypted up the wazoo. Something to check out later... Actually, I probably shouldn't. I don't want to go back to jail...
