v_Ln, whats that purple thing hanging off your cheek?
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v_Ln, whats that purple thing hanging off your cheek?
haha I GOT 700 AND I GOT 721...
Nightfalls_Girl
HA!! #723 for me
BEAT THAT :)
done :)Quote:
BEAT THAT
purple thing?
yeah ...what is that ewwww
huh??
/me pats face - nope nothing on cheek ?
/me pats other cheeks - oops
hrm didn't know KY went purple when it was moldy oO
v_Ln
I feel so abused :(
heh burns the eyes some of these posts dont they ;)
/me pats cdkj
v_Ln
/me pushes v_Ln and watches the purple thing fly across the room and land on soulemans face ...
/me gives cdkj a hug
/me gives cdkj pepper spray
just incase memorY tries to do that again it must have been horrible for you ;)
v_Ln
HAHHAHAHHAHA that was a great comeback .....hahah still laughing ....now cdkj tell me was my hug horrible or was the cold touch of this thing we call v_Ln horrible ?
the only thing horrible about my touch is the thought that sometime i may stop ;)
v_Ln
the only thing horrible about my hug is the thought that sometime i may stop ....
yeah what up G can't handle my comeback huh?
edit: found these funny comeback ..while we are on that subject
Quote:
Female Comebacks
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.
Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.
Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?
btw: is anybody downloading PHLAKQuote:
Why don't you slip into something more comfortable...like a coma.
Hey, I might not be the cutest guy here,
but I am the only one talking to you.
I never forget a face...but in your case I'll make an exception!
100,000 sperm to choose from, and you were the fastest.
I may be fat, but you're ugly, and I can diet.
Save your breath. You'll need it to blow up your date.
and oh
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valhallen 113
with 42 more posts a newbie could have easily got Member Status in a single thread ....:)
Don't feel bad about the purple thing val...memory hasn't realized there is a white spot on the back of his head yet.
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized
Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?
LMFAO...
Love them ones..
Nightfalls_Girk
Down at an english fair one evening I was there
When I heard a showman shouting underneath the flair
I’ve got a lovely bunch of coconuts
There they are all standing in a row
Big ones, small ones, some as big as your head
Give them a twist a flick of the wrist
That’s what the showman said
I’ve got a lovely bunch of coconuts
Every ball you throw will make me rich
There stands my wife, the idol of me life
Singing roll a bowl a ball a penny a pitch
Roll a bowl a ball a penny a pitch
Roll a bowl a ball a penny a pitch
Roll a bowl a ball, roll a bowl a ball
Singing roll a bowl a ball a penny a pitch
I’ve got a lovely bunch of coconuts (they’re lovely)
There they are all standing in a row (one, two, three, four)
Big ones, small ones, some as big as your head (and bigger)
Give them a twist a flick of the wrist
That’s what the showman said
I’ve got a lovely bunch of coconuts
Every ball you throw will make me rich
There stands my wife, the idol of me life
Singing roll a bowl a ball a penny a pitch (all together now)
Roll a bowl a ball a penny a pitch (harmony)
Roll a bowl a ball a penny a pitch
Roll a bowl a ball, roll a bowl a ball
Singing roll a bowl a ball a penny a pitch
MemorY
Your hugs are nice and warm make me feel good all over :D
valhallen
Thanks for the pepper spray that will come in handy
/me gives v_Ln her 45
Now handle her with care she very touchie don't get her mad she just might backfire ;)
Nightfalls_Girl
I like this one
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.
And by the way Nightfalls_Girl am i going googoo eye or did you misspell your own name
Nightfalls_Girk
LMAO
Anyone seen those cowboy pants yet?
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I haven't checked my email for a week and I come back and theres hundreds of emails saying Reply to thread :non sensical thread: lol.
rofl - hahaha I've started something almost as annoying to your inbox as spam ;)
Yes you have.!! lol
Since I started checking it, I get anywhere from 5-25 replys for one day. Plus all the other spam I get. lol.
I love Spam
The kind that comes in a can that is :p
yah i did spell my name wrong.. Its the faulse nails i have (not good for typing on a computer with) got to go and get em taken of some time this week...
Nightfalls_Girl
I just got the New rob Zombie CD....Awesome describes it. I love Rob, hes hilarious and his music rocks. Iv loved it since the rob Zombie days. I love it, no political bullshit, no bitching about being a drunk, just monsters and hot girls and cars with big engines....I love it!!!!!! The videos also rock! Go buy it!
ok yah gore you would be grate doing door to door sails...
*NOT...*
:P
Nightfalls_Girl
Be a bit to traumatic for me. lol
j/k
ok... then...
Im just the cutest thing in the world...
Nightfalls_Girl
You may be the cutest thing in the world but you have the worst grammar in the world. :D
and that boys and girls is one of the manny things that make me special...
Nightfalls_Girl
Hey i through i was the cutest thing it the world
*NOT*
I'm the best thing in the world in every proportion ;)
sorry cdkj i just through you out of your position...
I am now the cutest thing in the world...
Nightfalls_Girl
:rofl:
Whats better
1. Cutest
2. Best proportion.???
I think I'll go with 2. :D
depends i guess we should make a pole on it... :P
Nightfalls_Girl
If your so cute, why does your mood say your depressed? Neither of you have a picture either. How about a picture? No one wants to see my gorey ass but I have a pic. That ones old as hell though....Hmmm Im going to upload some new ones of me.
New pic of me:
Most people have never seen me smile so....Feel honored.
ok ill upload the newest one of me it was taken about a week ago
Nightfalls_Girl
Heres another of me. Leave some comments:
*From nightfalls sig: "IM SEXY"*
Yea, I think I'll agree with that.
pic formal
Nightfalls_Girl
Cool Pics Night-falls and gore
No one saying nothing about mine?