hey thank u sooo much for the appreciation ..thor...
i am really thankful to u...that u liked my thread..
thanks a lot...
intruder... :borg:
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hey thank u sooo much for the appreciation ..thor...
i am really thankful to u...that u liked my thread..
thanks a lot...
intruder... :borg:
You're welcome man keep posting:thumbsup:
Good work Intruder, though I know u're real name;)
Here's another one! not as good as u'res , but hope people wud like it, unless ofcourse they've already read it somewhere!
Daily Moments of Zen !!!
1. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not
walk ahead of me for I may not follow. Do not walk
beside me, either. Just leave me alone.
2. The journey of a thousand miles begins with a
broken fan belt and a leaky tire.
3. It's always darkest before dawn. So if you're going
to steal your neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to
do it.
4. Sex is like air. It's not important unless you
aren't getting any.
5. Don't be irreplaceable. If you can't be replaced,
you can't be promoted.
6. Always remember you're unique. Just like everyone
else.
7. Never test the depth of the water with both feet.
8. It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply
to serve as a warning to others.
9. It is far more impressive when others discover your
good qualities without your help.
10. If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try
missing a couple of car payments.
11. Before you criticize someone, you should walk a
mile in his or her shoes. That way, when you
criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their
shoes.
12. If you lend someone $20, and never see that person
again, it was probably worth it.
13. Don't squat with your spurs on.
14. If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember
anything.
15. If you drink, don't park; accidents cause people.
16. Some days you are the bug; some days you are the
windshield.
17. Don't worry; it only seems kinky the first time.
18. Good judgment comes from bad experience, and a lot
of that comes from bad judgment.
19. The quickest way to double your money is to fold
it in half and put it back in your pocket.
20. Timing has an awful lot to do with the outcome of
a rain dance.
21. A closed mouth gathers no foot.
22. Duct tape is like the Force. It has a light side &
a dark side, and it holds the universe together.
23. There are two theories to arguing with women.
Neither one works.
24. Generally speaking, you aren't learning much when
your mouth is moving.
25. Experience is something you don't get until just
after you need it.
26. Never miss a good chance to shut up.
Courtesy:- not me!!
:p
:thumbsup: I love 23 its so true. Good reading these are great fun.
hey that was great pooja...really great
keep it up...i really loved it...thanks for the delight...
intruder.. :borg:
Thanx for the appreciation!!:)
I personally like the 6th and the 17th point.:p
and 26 (for people other than myself):p
wtf is this ****? Have I stumbled into happyland?
Your jokes aren't funny, just OLD.
Qu. What's the difference between a cop with a speed camera, and going down on a woman?
Ans. When going down on a woman, you can see the **** behind the bush.
*sMickers*
I tried to refrain from posting in this forum.. I really did.. But crap...
for your understanding this is all a computer geek needs to keep him/her happy.
a mate that understands that the computer comes before them. OR.. A mate that is in the computer field then which he or she may be equal to the pc.
A pirated copy of all the latest software.
One good laptop
Three good Desktops
A home network.
Broadband Internet Access
Linux (latest build)
and did I mention the latest copies of 2600?
and u thot this was funny?? We(intruder and i) know that these are old jokes but we also know that because they're old they might have been forgotton!Quote:
Originally posted by Eating_Scarlett
wtf is this ****? Have I stumbled into happyland?
Your jokes aren't funny, just OLD.
Qu. What's the difference between a cop with a speed camera, and going down on a woman?
Ans. When going down on a woman, you can see the **** behind the bush.
*sMickers*
this was just an attempt to make people feel a lil' light with clean stuff!clean stuff! :rolleyes:
I agree with you pooja the jokes maybe a little old but at least they are fun. Theres enough bs out there why do some feel that a little clean humor doesnt belong here . I for one am glad that there are posts like this. I hope others follow suit and post more like these.