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You guys like funny horror movies? See 'Bruce Campbell vs. the army of darkness). It's hilarious. I just don't understand why Campebell didn't get any major roles after this unbelievably good movie.
And if you see it, bring a few friends some irish beer and some scotch. It's gonna be a pleasant experience.
Dont get me started on "I Still know what you did last summer". I cant believe that I payed to see that crap. First of all there was no explanation for the weird shower scene at the end of the first movie. Second it was obvious from the beginning that the guy who just happened to go along with them was the killer. Then it was also obvious that the original killer would come back somehow even though he faced certain death at the end of the first movie. Somehow attempting to tie the plot into a tropical location and add elements to an already stupid plot wasted the time of movie goers.
On the Scream movies. I was actually surprised by the first one, while the second one fell into the puddle of crap which I call sequels. No new ground was covered, and the plot is so thin it couldnt support a feather. Continuation goes out the window as does logic. People will go see it with hopes of the magic from the original but leave with a bad taste in their mouth(Jurassic Park). This is why I hope that independent film makers will form a new style of original film making that spreads to Hollywood. Some of that is already there. I mean really good movies DO NOT HAVE SEQUELS. Could you imagine a sequel to American Beauty? How about Lost Highway, A Clockwork Orange, Apocalypse Now, The Exorcist, Enter the Dragon.
By the way I am a self proclaimed movie critic and have seen far too many movies in my lifetime. I voice strong usually negative opinions on almost all Hollywood movies. I am working on my new website which will basically trash every movie that you ever liked.
The Exorcist has two sequels ThePreacher both really badly directed and cheap but they are sequels.
You are indeed correct regarding the exorcist, and unfortunately I have seen both. I have no clue what the second movie was supposed to be about since the director decided that the movie needed weird dreamlike sequences that lasted most of the movie. This movie is CRAP. Please save me from the sequels. Why did I watch them? I dont even know. The Fly 2. Yeah now Jeff Goldblums son is a freaking fly thingy too. To bad they only knew how to copy paste the plot from the original movie. Mission Impossible to watch 2. Zoom ins of Tom Cruise's big nose. Mummy Returns=never slow down the action so the audience can see the paper thin plot. American Pie 2=please take this trumpet out my ass.
We can replace the Exorcist on my list of good movies without sequels, with The Thing.
Jurassic Park 3 was not only short but boring. What is it with the black guys never making it more than 15 minutes into a movie and never getting a line more than "Help this velociraptor is eating me!" What was the point of showing us that big gun that could blow up an airplane if they never used it. And I HATE child actors. They made the original Jurassic Park nearly unbearable, and the second one impossible however it was still worth it to see the cool computer generated dinosaurs.
Tomb Raider was dry. No new ground or even slightly different plot twists were evident in this supposed action movie. The only slightly interesting part was the first five minutes. Those stupid stone monkey things were the least scary least action filled bad guys I have ever seen. They walk real slow and you could push them over and kill them. Ooh Scary.
Dracula 2000 should have been named Crapula 2000. They decide to rewrite a truly classic and excellent source and make Dracula someone from the bible. Give me a break. Those flash back scenes suck and you attempted to ruin the story I love.
Me, Myself and Irene had a couple of moments that were funny if you enjoy Farrely brothers style gross out humor. Once again the black people are stereotyped into foul mouthed people. Gee what movie magic. We have stereotyping and dildo jokes.
That isnt it either. I have a thousand usually negative opinions on almost all Hollywood movies. Im going to see that Harry Potter thing on tuesday so that I can tell people just how bad it is.
Hey I liked Jurassic Park 2. Well at least a little of it. The raptor field thing was kinda cool, but how come only the bad guys got eaten by the raptors while Jeff Goldblum's character and his friends escaped unharmed?Quote:
Originally posted by ThePreacher
That isnt it either. I have a thousand usually negative opinions on almost all Hollywood movies. Im going to see that Harry Potter thing on tuesday so that I can tell people just how bad it is.
The second movie delves a little too deep into the mind to seem real like the first movie kinda tried to do.Quote:
Originally posted by ThePreacher
You are indeed correct regarding the exorcist, and unfortunately I have seen both. I have no clue what the second movie was supposed to be about since the director decided that the movie needed weird dreamlike sequences that lasted most of the movie
Im not sure if it's the 2nd or 3rd movie but theres this really annoying character who always say's 'My Gaaaawwwwwd' in some really corny police detective voice, comical stuff!