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Hey, I wonder if JP will fix this
Huh, I dont think thats supposed to be on fire
Wow! Look at all the flashy lights
Buy software?.. Ill just ask this nice Warez d00d down the street
And the #1 thing you dont want your Admin to say is, actually there are two.. I had a tie :p.....
Sure, Ill give you more disk space... Just give me your username [BOFH Forever :D]
Hello, My name is _____ , Ill be your BOFH today... How can I help *you*
You've forgotten one:
"<Clickety Clickety>"
Some more for the collection. I have actually heard people say these.
1. "But Microsoft has patched that bug."
2. "Just disallow traffic on port 80, that'll stop them from web surfing!"
3. "What's wrong with always being logged in as root?"
4. "Yeah maybe, but what are the chances that a hacker would think of doing that?"
5. "Just reboot, that'll fix it."
It's either say this or walk people through fixing whatever microsoft service/application hung, I say it nearly everyday.Quote:
5. "Just reboot, that'll fix it."
hehe i usually make my admin say half of that
hehe im so good at breaking things
RiOtEr
How about
:lildevil: yes, kill -9 for such a user is niceQuote:
You're in the 23rd hour of a 24 hour measurement and you have a problem with another part of the application .... let me restart the application for you ....
Cheers,
BrainStop
Some that I've said:
- Huh, that's different...
- ...At least, I THINK it should...
- Never seen that before...
DDos, is that a new m$ os?
I just ran this email saying I love you
wow 95 now that is advanced!
should ports 27374 and 139 be open?
what do u mean I shouldn't share c:\ on morpheus?
I'm going to get rid of IE/netscape/opera, you can all use AOL's browser
v_Ln ;)
and,
looks like a hard drive problem.
ok you try it now.
didn't work for me
is the hot fix supposed to do that?
And don't forget:
- Where did I leave my hammer?