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"home licking frogs"
MMMmm!
"bart gets addicted to ADD pills*
in the lab bart runs away and homer and marge are liekoh no are son!!!!!! the pharmacist says its ok miss, we know what to do when this happens, they hit a butto and a HUGE drum of Valium comes down and injects them and they fall over lol.
"homer breaks his leg"
maybe for some more Morphine ill tell you what happened :)
DR: ok fine
Homer: mnuhhhhh
DR: ok what happened?
Homer: shut up your ruining my buzz!
i have almost 200 episodes prolly of this, its the best show in the workd besides all in the familly, i have the home videos, everything.
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hmm, how bout the classic:
Homer - "No beer no TV make homer something something"
Marge - "Go Crazy??"
Homer - "Dont mind if i do!!"
<edit> Gore, hehe, i think your missing the point about the drum of valium.
let me :P
Pharmacist- "Dont worry, we know just what to do in these cases" **Pushes button**
two needles come from the barrel and inject homer and marge. marge starts going all sleepy and falls down, the homer says "Hey, mine was only filled with air?" and then he grabs his chest and lets out a pain sound and falls over.
hehe, pumping air into the blood is a no-no :D
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"Kill my boss, do I dare live out the American dream?" - Homer
"Duffman is thrusting in the direction of the problem!" - Duffman
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Just saw another good episode last night:
Homer: "Quick Marge, how many kids do we have? Oh, no time, I'll just estimate...... 9"
Marge: "Homer, you know we don't have 9 kids!"
Homer: "If I don't hear you, it's not illegal"
