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hey now all,
I have to agree to the original statement of HTReqz and some following comments, but please keep in mind not to generalize these things.
For example there are newbies who know lots more than most seniors or addicts, they just didn't earn that *status* here. On the other hand , just confirming some post withouth some new content is useless and a postcount-trick yes.
Just don't point such things directly to persons or a group of persons, cause there are such people in every group.
Just my 2 euro-cents,
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Ok here it is. The M&M remix you've all been waiting for. Enjoy.
Hi! My name is (what?)...my name is (who?)...
my name is... HTregz
Hi! My name is (huh?)...my name is (what?)...
My name is... HTregz
Ahem...excuse me!
Can I have the attention of the board for one second...
Hi kids! Do you like bullsh*t post? (yeah yeah yeah!)
Wanna see how many people I can neg the most?(uh huh!)
Wanna copy me and do exactly like I did? (yeah yeah!)
Try 'cid and get ****ed up worse than my thread is? (huh?)
My brain's dead weight, I'm tryin' to get my head straight
But I can't figure out which post wh0re I want to impregnate (Ummmm..)
Dr. RA said: "HTRegz you a sh*t head..." Uh-uhhh!
"Then why's ya thread dead, man you wasted..."
Well since age 12 I've felt like I'm someone else
Cuz I hung my original self from the top bunk with a belt
Got pissed off and ripped ZomBieMann77's **** off
And smacked her so hard I knocked her clothes backwards like Kris Kross
I smoke a fat pound of grass and fall on my ass
Faster than a fat bitch who sat down too fast
C'mere slut! (HT, wait a minute that's not a girl dog!)
I don't give a ****, God sent me to get this 'vestite off
My English teacher wanted to fu*k me in junior high
Thanks a lot, next semester he'll be 55
He smacked me in his face with an eraser
Chased me with a stapler
And stapled my nuts to a stack of paper (Owwwww!)
Walked in a gay club, had my jacket zipped up
Kissed the bartender and stuck my d*ck in the tip cup
Stop the tape! This kid needs to be locked away! (Get him!)
Dr. RA don't just stand there, OPERATE!
I'm not ready to leave, it's too scary to die
I'll have to be carried inside the cemetery and buried alive
Am I comin' or goin'? I can barely decide,
I just drank a shot of vodka...dare me to drive?
All my life I was very deprived
I ain't had a woman in years, my palms are too hairy to hide
Clothes ripped like the Incredible Hulk
I drool when I talk, I'll **** anything that walks
When I was little I used to get so hungry I would throw fits
HOW YOU GONNA BREAST FEED ME DAD? YOU AIN'T GOT NO ****!
Cheers M8. ;)
Remote_Access_
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so lets see how good of a sence of humor remote access has now :)
I did this in about 7 minutes so if you dont like it, oh well. I dont hate gay people or anything but it was part of the song already so i went with the flow.
enjoy:
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Originally posted here by Remote_Access
Ok here it is. The M&M remix you've all been waiting for. Enjoy.
Hi! My name is (what?)...my name is (who?)...
my name is... HTregz
Hi! My name is (huh?)...my name is (what?)...
My name is... HTregz
Ahem...excuse me!
Can I have the attention of the board for one second...
Hi kids! Do you like bullsh*t post? (yeah yeah yeah!)
Wanna see how many people I can neg the most?(uh huh!)
Wanna copy me and do exactly like I did? (yeah yeah!)
Try 'cid and get ****ed up worse than my thread is? (huh?)
My brain's dead weight, I'm tryin' to get my head straight
But I can't figure out which post wh0re I want to impregnate (Ummmm..)
Dr. RA said: "HTRegz you a sh*t head..." Uh-uhhh!
"Then why's ya thread dead, man you wasted..."
Well since age 12 I've felt like I'm someone else
Cuz I hung my original self from the top bunk with a belt
Got pissed off and ripped ZomBieMann77's **** off
And smacked her so hard I knocked her clothes backwards like Kris Kross
I smoke a fat pound of grass and fall on my ass
Faster than a fat bitch who sat down too fast
C'mere slut! (HT, wait a minute that's not a girl dog!)
I don't give a ****, God sent me to get this 'vestite off
My English teacher wanted to fu*k me in junior high
Thanks a lot, next semester he'll be 55
He smacked me in his face with an eraser
Chased me with a stapler
And stapled my nuts to a stack of paper (Owwwww!)
Walked in a gay club, had my jacket zipped up
Kissed the bartender and stuck my d*ck in the tip cup
Stop the tape! This kid needs to be locked away! (Get him!)
Dr. RA don't just stand there, OPERATE!
I'm not ready to leave, it's too scary to die
I'll have to be carried inside the cemetery and buried alive
Am I comin' or goin'? I can barely decide,
I just drank a shot of vodka...dare me to drive?
All my life I was very deprived
I ain't had a woman in years, my palms are too hairy to hide
Clothes ripped like the Incredible Hulk
I drool when I talk, I'll **** anything that walks
When I was little I used to get so hungry I would throw fits
HOW YOU GONNA BREAST FEED ME DAD? YOU AIN'T GOT NO ****!
Cheers M8. ;)
Remote_Access_
Hi! My name is (what?)...my name is (who?)...
my name is... chika chika, remote access
Hi! My name is (huh?)...my name is (what?)...
My name is... i like my ass dicked.
Ahem...excuse me!
Can I have the attention of your brothers ass for one second...
Hi kids! Do you like silence? (yeah yeah yeah!)
Wanna see how many people I can put up to violence??(uh huh!)
Wanna copy me and do exactly like I did? (yeah yeah!)
try vicodin, and right bastard sys admin from Michigans? (huh?)
Myself Im damn straight, but for remote access i think he likes dick, and hes gay,
But he can't figure out which mail man he wants to sperminate(Ummmm..)
Dr. GORE said: "remote you a dick sucker ..." Uh-uhhh!
"Then why's ya lips red, damn gore your ****ing wasted..."
Well since age 20 I've felt like I'm floating and spacey
Cuz I found a bottle of pills and that Xanax is kickin me in the face, see?
Got pissed off and ripped remotes pills off
And popped em so fast he didnt even have time to grab my ass!
Remote smoked a fat found of grass and fell down but not before he tried touchin my ass
Faster than a whore on 8 mile whos lookin for some cash.
C'mere slut! (gore, wait a minute you cant kill hookers dog!)
I don't give a ****, i like jack the ripper so send your Mom to jack my **** off
My English teacher wanted to fu*k me in junior high
oh ****, i forgot, its remotes Dad and he wants to lick my eye!
He smacked me in the ass with his wee we
chased me with his pee pee
so i whipped out my knife and put an end to his butt whore life,
Walked in a gay club, had my AK magged up
Remoter access tried to kiss me, so i ****ed the hole place up
Stop the tape! This kid needs to find out hes gay! (Get him!)
Dr. Remote! quit tryin to play with his floppy disk! dang!
I'm not ready to leave, it's too hairy and long, i might cry!
I'll have to be carried inside because i saw a dick and i think i might pass out and die!
Am I comin' or not? i wish i was cummin in someones ass, and stayin alive,
I just drank alotta ***, remind you of your wife?
All my life I was very deprived
I ain't had a man in years, my ass is to streched to hide,
I saw gore walkin home, i had to try to hit it,
i tried knockin him in the dome with a brick,
but he saw me comin, and beat my ass with a stick,
now my clothes are ripped like the Incredible Hulk
I drool when I stalk, I'll **** any guy with a bulk,
When I was little I used to get so hungry I would suck dicks
HOW YOU GONNA **** FEED ME DAD? I JUST ATE YOUR DICK!
