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Hog, you're right to some extent. On the other hand though, when I get pulled over (and yes, it happens regularly, I drive like a bat out of hell), I don't get pissed off or start yelling, I'm polite and friendly. They are doing their job. I got busted breaking the law. Truthfully, most of the time I don't even get tickets....even from female officers. So yes, women do get treated differently sometimes, but other times, it's just a matter of respect and courtesy.
Wazz word of advice ..... never expose dumb cops to your own superior intellect and worldly law enforcement experience by telling them how to do their jobs. It really embarresses them and makes them very uncomfortable and unfriendly, even to the point where they resort to the extreme measure of calling you a horrible names, as you have found out !!
Not a good move and one you should be really refrained from doing - no matter how dumb they are and how vastly more experienced in these matters you are.
Phat_Penguin has a good point. It's all about social engineering the cops, I mean if some are 'mentally challenged' [not all, I don't stereotype] you should work them out from that point of view...If not, the same technique should be applied. It depends on who was the best day of you two.
Your right Phat_Penguin..even though I was pretty hammered, I was more than polite to the 12 cops they sent on the scene (yes 12) and it should've been cut and dry. We need Columbo ;) Oh well ..Merry Christmas, sorry about the language, I wrote that right when I got home last night and was heated.... Have a good one gang.
This should be added to the not to do list.
(all this from personal exp)
1) *Dont take a leak behind the corner of the PD right after you get released on a signed bond. They took me in right after that. piss stays wet long enough for them to take pictures and add more charges to you.
2) Dont get smart with METRO cops. Unless you like the taste of pepper spray.
3) Dont go riding in a white mustang drinking 18yr scotch when your a teen. Because a *METRO* cop will run a red-light at 40 mp and hit you from the side and glass will blast all over your face and you will have to go in the hospital. And when you wake up there your neck will hurt and there will be charges filed on you and your buddies.
4) Dont get caught as a JUVE with a pinner because the METRO cops will handcuff you and smoke it right infront of you and your friend.
5) When ever the cops break up a highschool party and tell everyone to go home before they start towing *DONT* yell out " Pass me one more brewskie Piggy " Because people will point you out to the cops when they ask who yelled that.
I keep my nose clean now that Im over eighteen.
He he....I've actually done most of that...DOH! " Pass me one more brewskie Piggy " - classic :)
Reading this, I note that the majority of the respondents are American, You have Police, who are armed as a matter of course, in the UK, our Police are not armed, (not all, not all of the time) however, something stands out a mile. (translated for the UK market) just pass me one more can then, piggy. And, Peeing out side the cop-shop. Well that works just the same this side of the pond !!!!!!
one more. My mate was pulled in for questioning ??? When asked for his name, he answered honestly, that it was Chris Crimes. BANG He was gone------------- just like that ????
And a mate by the name of Pete Bar, arrested for some playful fighting ?? We wait outside cop-shop, two hours, nothing, two of us went in, first dummy / mate says " is there a Bar in here" they never came out for a while either, makes you think ???
My delivery driver at work was pulled over for not having his seatbelt on. The cop was only going to give him a talking to about it untill he said aint you got no Iraqis to arest, fixed penalty notice was what he got for his sence of humor. Coppers, the filth, Pigs whatever have heard it all befor. And they have there sence of humor removed by operation when they join.
Oi jinxy!
You are leading our American friends astray?
Those were the "black rats" (traffic division) the others are the "Wally woodentops" (ordinary beat officer) and "the filth" (plain clothes detectives).
I cannot say a wrong thing about the police.........the area car is a fine free taxi........section house parties are something else!! They have stuff there that I would need Gore to identify :D /me just for booze and girls.
Just ask yourself.......would you like to do THAT job?...............not me!
Now that I am a well established old fart I am of no interest to them, but in my younger days.............."I think your policewomen are excellent"..............weird that I did not end up married to one as it goes?
I guess there are good and bad in all jobs?
Happy new year
And NO bestiality comments huh?
Is that what you call the pigs in england ....lolQuote:
The filth
Thats great, Do they carry billy clubs or BlackJacks as weaponds?