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MEN ARE COMPLEX CREATURES TOO!!! (VERY TRUE!)
If u TREAT him nicely, he says ur IN LOVE with him
If u DON'T, he says u r PROUD
If u DRESS nicely, he says ur trying to LURE him
If u DON'T, he says ur from the KAMPUNG
If u ARGUE with him, he says ur STUBBORN
If u keep QUIET, he says u have no BRAINS
If u r SMARTER than him, he will lose FACE
If he is SMARTER than u, he is GREAT
If u DON'T LOVE him, he tries to POSSESS u
If u LOVE him, he will try to LEAVE u
If u don't let him KISS u, he says u DON'T LOVE him
If u let him KISS u, he says ur CHEAP
If u tell him ur PROBLEMS, he says u r TROUBLESOME
If u DON'T, he says u don't TRUST him
If u SCOLDS him, ur like a NANNY to him
If he SCOLDS u, it is b'cos he CARES for u
If u BREAK ur promise, u cannot be TRUSTED
If he BREAKS his promise, he is FORCED to do so
If u SMOKE, u r a BAD girl
If he SMOKES, he is a GENTLEMAN
If u do WELL in ur exams, he says it is just LUCK
If he does WELL, it is BRAINS
If u HURT him, u r CRUEL
If he HURTS u, u r too SENSITIVE!!!
Those are some funny jokes :)
cool ones