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It is time to elect the world leader,and your vote counts.
Hereare the facts about the three leadingcandidates:
Candidate A:
Liked to work with crooked politicians,
and consults with astrologists.He's had two mistresses.
He also chainsmokes and drinks 8 to 10 martinis a day.
Candidate B:
He was kicked out of office twice, sleepsuntil noon, used opium
in college and drinks a quart of whisky every evening.
Candidate C:
He is a decorated war hero. He's avegetarian, doesn't smoke, drinks an
occasional beer and hasn't had any extramarital affairs.
Which of these candidates would be your choice?