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What's a democrat?. Having been part owner of a pet store, we really specialised in mostly food and accessories, and although we did'nt sell them, I can never remember anyone asking for democrat food. Must be a US species, can you get them as pets , or are they mainly found in the wild?Quote:
Originally posted here by RoadClosed
Hey gore come out here. Scorpions, Rattle Snakes, Mountain Lions, Bears, Democrats, fun place.
I think they are a product of wombat inbreeding. Wait a wombat mated with a muskrat and their offspring mated with a lemming. They band together in packs and come down into public light whenever they are raving mad with hunger. Democrat food consists of any of these items. Tofu, fish tacos as long as the shell is low fat low carb evironmentaly friendly dolphin free, 10 dollar lattes (coffee with milk), and all nuts and berries as long as they are not grown in the American midwest. Because those people are stupid hicks who can't farm. :D As long as you use the word evangelist or progressive in sentence structure they will not attack you in the wild and will feed on someone else. You can get them both as pets, look in a BMW dealer, or in the wild among the wood peckers.
Their cousin, the republican, can be found in bars named "Cousin ****er" and usual bait for these is oil, war, and money.
That's my boyQuote:
Originally posted here by gore
Their cousin, the republican, can be found in bars named "Cousin ****er" and usual bait for these is oil, war, and money.
you missed out the de-caff coffee ice cream :DQuote:
Democrat food consists of any of these items
Hell cousin ****ing isn't so bad. Republicans and Democrats hail from the same genus. *******ErectusRectumMaximus. So republicans do cousins in bars, democrats do it in the gym. Same deal. :D I told ya they are into the hick farm thing.
"Hey Billy Joe thars some oil on tha flar! Git it quick!" caught in the trap. I hear their skin sells for gold out west?
So where is the "Cousin ****er" bar. The entire state of Michigan outside detroit?
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really? I'll have to go see if that is at Safeway!Quote:
de-caff coffee ice cream
You folks have definitely mentioned some of the most dangerous creatures ever to roam this earth. However I do believe that there is one more Extremely Dangerous Beast that should be added to the Top Percent of the list. And that miserable, insidious creature, that reeks havoc wherever he turns up, is the American Tourist!
Their weapon of choice is the motor vehicle. If you encounter one of these deadly creatures on the road, quickly pull over and stop your car. Let them get miles ahead of you or they will try to kill you. Some of their common methods include: stopping in the middle of the highway when the speed limit is 55mph, having the right turn indicator on and turning left, crossing 2 lanes of traffic right in front of you so that they don’t miss their turn, not starting to move when the light is green, and not stopping for stop signs or red lights and narrowly missing you.
As with other very dangerous creatures, there are leaders of the pack. They are the most brutal and ferocious. The easiest way to recognize the most dangerous of the American Tourists is by their snow-white mane. If they are concealing it with dyes, wearing a hat, or you can’t otherwise identify them, look for the person that neither looks right or left, but straight ahead and who has a death grip on the steering wheel. It is also noted that some of them cannot even see over the steering wheel! Those are the most deadly of them all and avoid them at all costs!
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After trying to give my cat antibiotics this morning the most dangerous animal is a pedegree Dundee Ned Cat.
Felinus Tinkusbuckfastus
Little fecker has been digging the crap out the neighbours garden. He's so big it looks like an archiological dig.
The GF named this pet of Lucifer - Tootsie. I think that might be why he is pissed. That and getting his balls cut off.
Aww jeez oh. The wee soul. Hell mend ye. You probably forgot to wash it down with his favourite drink :DQuote:
Originally posted here by Aspman
After trying to give my cat antibiotics this morning the most dangerous animal is a pedegree Dundee Ned Cat.
Felinus Tinkusbuckfastus
American Tourists are pussy cats (pun). Unless in a minivan. Watch out for Japanese Tourists!