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Thats why I always carry two drinks. That way the would be gang rapers will get confused and not know which one I am going to drink. So, I've got a 50-50 chance. Wait... after the first is gone... I drink the second. Well... at least I don't sit down until I fall down... Didn't realize that my logic was the fuzzy when I've been drinking. Oh well... I don't think there are many out there that would want to gang rape me anyway. ;)
At least now iv'e learned a valuable lesson here, If it says Important or Must send...............always think twice before doing so. I'm not going to make the same mistake twice and look more stupid then i already do.
I've got a guaranteed 14 FOOT willy IF I have ALL the operations I been propositioned about :pQuote:
I think I'm due about a million years bad luck from all the chain letters I've deleted
I used to frequent the kind of bar where NO ONE put their drink down PERIOD .........Quote:
Thats why i always carry my drink with my hand over the top and I dont sit it down until it's empty
IF you had to leave it, you left a note, saying 'I've spat into this beer'
came back once to find someone had added :
'So have I' :D
But yes, never take anything on a mail at face value ...........