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LITTLE BILLY ON...PHILOSOPHY

A teacher asks her class, "If there are 5 birds sitting
on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many will be left"?
She calls on little BILLY.
He replies, "None, they will all fly away with the first
gunshot." The teacher replies, "The correct answer is 4, but I
like your thinking."

Then little BILLY says, "I have a question for YOU. There
are 3 women sitting on a bench having ice cream: One is
delicately licking the sides of the triple scoop of ice cream.
The second is gobbling down the top and sucking the cone. The third is biting off the top of the ice cream.... Which one is married?

The teacher, blushing a great deal, replies, "Well, I
suppose the one that's gobbled down the top and sucked the
cone."
To which Little BILLY replied, "The correct answer is
'the one with the wedding ring on', but I like your thinking."


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I just heard this one. Best said to a woman, but don't expect anything good to happen.

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