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Is this good or bad :DQuote:
After years of mistreating telemarketers, your lifeless and battered body is found next to a bloodied telephone handset.
and as foxyloxley :
Good enough reason to go bald :pQuote:
During a routine haircut, your stylist violently sneezes and inadvertently stabs you in the neck with a pair of scissors, severing your carotid artery.
but definately NOT getting it shaved :D
Dang ... And I was planning to fly to Barcelona in februari ... mmmmhQuote:
A suicidal airline pilot intentionally crashes the plane you're on, killing you (and everyone else on board).
... might consider the bus now :D
But this one (with the name cemetric) is nothing to look forward to ... nasty :
w00t ... I like my head :rolleyes:Quote:
As the unfortunate target of a serial killer, a rubber innertube is stuffed into your mouth and fully inflated, causing your head to explode.
C.
"While walking up an escalator, your shoelace gets caught in the moving stairs, and you are dragged all the way to the top. You die from internal injuries."
Damn, I knew that was going to be my downfall. In the words of brodie from mall rats 'That kids back on the excellerator AGAIN!'
Apparently I am already dead?
This does not pose too much of a problem other than that ever since I installed Windows 2000 SP4 my Psychic Medium 4.29 software has been playing up.
Hello? Hello?.......................is there anybody there?
:eek: :p :D
STOP IT ...Quote:
Apparently I am already dead?
I see dead people !!
:D
C.
You die in your sleep from old age. (Boring, ain't it?)
Well that serves me right for my clean living :rofl:
As Spyrus
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After a long night at the bar, you stop to get gas on your way home. As you're filling the tank, your drunk friend in the passenger seat throws a lit cigarette out the window, sparking a massive fire which engulfs both you and the car. You're quickly turned into a human charcoal briquette.
and as me:
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While sitting in the passenger seat of a friend's car, a faulty airbag deploys, crushing your face
Either way i think I should stay away from cars ;)
Well, I had to try my nick name here also.Now that one is as fictitious as my nick name as I don't ride those things anymore.Quote:
While on a roller coaster, the ride malfunctions, and you fall from the car to your death, several hundred feet below.
Hmmm..................better try the others?
Now I did like the one regarding playing with the defective M-80.............but once you have graduated to 105mm field batteries?
This I liked:-
BUT:Quote:
You have 11984.3 days left on this earth.
Which would be 102,465.76 posts to go..........................any chance of a buffer overflow or at least a DoS attack?...........................Quote:
[ 8.55 posts per day ]
:eek: :p :D
Your link says I'll die to hydroflouric acid being accidentally spilled on my face. It doesn't specify an age.
The other two both agree I'll live to the ripe old age of 78, and die by a heart attack. I find this very innacurate as I already suffer from heart disease and am being medicated for it, so if the heart attack is coming to kill me, it'll happen soon, not later.
So I opt for the hydroflouric acid solution - it's more likely. The prob is it didn't specify when, so...I'll stay away from that particular chemical :P :D