What do you all want for Christmas?

I posted mine before - but now that's changed.

1. World Peace - not because I'm a good person - just because I am tired of people dying in wars - we should be concentrating on those Martians.
2. End to poverty and famine - again - not because I'm a good person - just because I think everyone should experience kids who always want the frickin toys when going through the drive-through - that and I'm tired of fat white people pulling the impoverished in front of the screen and begging for money
3. Pay off my Church's debt - you already know I'm not good so - because I'm tired of everyone whining how much the Church debt is. That and we need more 'Holy Shotguns' - nope - not enough of them to go around.

And because I'm a selfish bastage:

1. Xbox 360 - loaded - with a 42" Plasma
2. Bigger house - with a soundproofed and lockable room filled with techno crap and a few iJoy chairs
3. My debts to be paid - and have extra over to blow again
4. DVD: 7 Grand Masters
5. DVDs: Akira Kurosawa - 4 Samurai Classics
6. A 'working' light sabre device - in the form of a cow catcher, attached to my car... so I can 'fix' traffic jams.
7. A hovercraft in case '6' doesn't work

I didn't really ask for anything... but now that I think about it... gift certificates to GNC and some more exercise equipment.

I got a head start on my years resolution of getting in shape for about 4 months now. I've lost 25lbs of flab and gained about 15 back in muscle. My pants from just out of high school fit again (33x30)! My lung capacity is getting better (quit smoking 7.5 weeks ago) so I can get back into roller blading and mountain biking. I had a mid life crisis at 25... but at the rate I was going... I'd would probably have been dead at 50... so I guess its fitting. (bad diet, smoking and drinking)

Oh, I'd like a couple of beers without feeling guilty or wanting to smoke.

genXer - Hehe! So you'd like World Peace because you're tired of people dying in wars? Interesting... :p

phish: I didn't ask for anything either actually, because I prefer surprises - but dang I want one of those Alienwares! Or that Firefox modded Alienware Aurora... Mmmm.... ;)

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I got a head start on my years resolution of getting in shape for about 4 months now. I've lost 25lbs of flab and gained about 15 back in muscle.

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Looks like you're pretty determined - and from a personal point of view, I'm happy for you, because I absolutely hate it when other people around me smoke. The smell is irritating to the eyes and throat: passive smoking = not nice (neither is smoking for that matter - but I'll shut up before I start a flame war ;-).

I don't really mind what I get for Christmas, because its the festive ambiance which gets me going. Reminds me of "Love is everywhere" actually...lol!

Although I wouldn't say no to an iJoy chair either - they really do look quite good... ^_^

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And for a little Christmas treat, how about watching Bill Gates getting a pie splattered all over his face? Watching Ballmer's video is also quite entertaining... :P

What would I want for Christmas? Nothing. I have a great wife and a great life. I can't ask for anything more.

~cheers~

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Originally posted here by Relyt
What would I want for Christmas? Nothing. I have a great wife and a great life. I can't ask for anything more.

~cheers~

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Fair enough! ;)


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I wish I would've seen this Super Cantenna earlier - would've been a great gift for my dad! Doh! :)

i think the only things im getting is from gore. either way dont matter to me christmas is the only time hardly anyone fights and i get to see everyone.

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Originally posted here by mandraketux
hardly anyone fights

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From that, it sound like you have fights with people every day! :p

So tux, are you like gore's bro or something? Because if he's getting you something, you might just have to get him this! :D

Or you could get him one of these Baby's..

I'm afraid that, with all the new immigration laws and stuff, the Aurora would be named and shamed as an asylum seeker if I gave my dad one and then the poor little thing would have to be returned to me. What a pity. :p

Not that I'm going to be buying one of those any time soon...have you seen the pricetag!? :O Hehehe...

He's my cousin.