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Deb, why you sinister bitch. :D I agree with you. I hope it hurt like hell. But he's going to his virgins for following the word Allah and making war with those who do not accept the teaching of Mohammad. So it may not have bothered him, unless like alot of historical "leaders" he didn't believe a word of it and used the Koran as a tool.
MURACU - Enjoy your pint and H>B.
I prefer to think of myself as cynical, not sinister! :D
I have fairly serious doubts about Allah and his 70 virgins, just for the record. ;)
During which time he had ample opportunity to _know_ he lost this little game... and that makes me so incredibly happy because it would have been such a shame if he was killed so instantly that he never knew what happened...Quote:
but I read today that he lived for awhile
DAMN... there goes the major selling point for another religion if I ever decide I need one before I die... :DQuote:
I have fairly serious doubts about Allah and his 70 virgins, just for the record.
The virgins are actually unlimited. According to a line in the Koran.
//EDIT HOLE Lotta virgin's gettin' "deflowered" up there today. :eek:
As are your posts on AO it seems... ;)Quote:
The virgins are actually unlimited.
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He double posted and deleted almost as quickly... <LOL>
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yeah a glitch. double posted, deleted then edited my original post. But there are UNLIMITED vigins. Allah just kind of makes 'em on the fly it seems. :D Give me a beard and loose pants, I'm converting!
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Awwww... C'mon Road.... Your old enough and smart enough to understand that every religion has a catch.... The virgins are all 70 years old, wrinkled, ugly and sexually inexperienced...Quote:
But there are UNLIMITED vigins. Allah just kind of makes 'em on the fly it seems. Give me a beard and loose pants, I'm converting!
But they are virgins I suppose... I'm glad they haven't cut off my right hand yet... Because there isn't a whole lot of water in that desert they live in for a good shower either.... <LOL>
Holy crap it must be Friday - beer and virgins in Cosmos! :rofl:
Seriously - virgins? B-O-R-I-N-G!
You do realize that if Allah does exist, you've both just earned a one way ticket to not-unlimited-virgins? Hey, that's actually a good question...if heaven is unlimited virgins, what's hell? Lounge lizards? Bar hags?
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Speak for yourself Deb! Nothing boring about 1 let alone 70+!
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Ohhh. Galdron...
I'm sure you are the _best_ teacher...
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