WHAT??

Hello onlineitrade.com

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Is this a top secret underground site?

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I think that your choice of name tells me everything. :rolleyes:

Would this refer to you?

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it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

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We feel the same pal :lildevil:

If you read the front page you will see that we are an IT security site.

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DO NOT post your REAL NAME or EMAIL, and DO NOT post ANYTHING to the forum that you do not want search engines to find, and DO NOT post CONTACT INFO of any kind

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That is very sound advice as to how to conduct yourself on the internet if you want to avoid spam and identity theft.

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But you'd be amazed how many of those e-mails I get each month. "How do I delete my account? Every time I search on my name your forum returns! I put my business name in my post and now clients searching on it get your forum!". I've seen it so many times I know it by heart.

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I looked it up and AO is the top result.

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Originally Posted by JPnyc

No, we just don't want to endure the whining afterward, "I'm getting spam!", "My name returns in searches!", etc.

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Here, let me help you out a bit:

Auto Reply Template for whiners.


1. STFU

2. Thank you for your concern, your email address has been added to all 15,000 of our vendors mailing lists.

3. I'm sorry you really aren't that important. After contacting Google for an in-depth analysis of searches related to you; we found that you were the only person that ever Googled your name.

4. STFU and DIE

Please feel free to use these or any variations thereof. These responses are given freely and without warranty.

*note* Corporate Political Correctness Nazi's should just **** OFF and Die rather than try to dissuade usage of above Bastard replies.


Thanks and have a nice day

Thanks, but this is not the best time to be out of work and looking for a new job :)

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Originally Posted by westin

It's not like this is /b/ or something...

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The only difference is they would accept "p□□p" and we don't. ;)

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Originally Posted by JPnyc

Thanks, but this is not the best time to be out of work and looking for a new job :)

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No Problem! Just hire me as an "Administrative Administrator" (minimum wage is fine) on a contract basis; and forward all the whining emails to me.

As your administrative admin I promise that you will keep your job and you will not receive any whining emails.

oh yea, I'm gonna need access to the web server and database. do a little "re directing" based on user account info.

LOL sure thing.

dinowuff I like it though :)

Bit off-topic but I can't be bothered to start another thread - is the reason I made FF open this site in IE to deal with some problem I can't recall, still relevant? Hope that made sense!

And why has dinowuff got "a reputation beyond repute" while with the same number of bright and dull green squares, I have "a brilliant future"?

Wow, I've never moved my mouse icon over it long enought to notice those.

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Originally Posted by Moira

And why has dinowuff got "a reputation beyond repute" while with the same number of bright and dull green squares, I have "a brilliant future"?

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Because he has more green peas then you do. In other words he has been given more positive AP's and has a higher total amount then you. :)