what is the most annoying question...

The best question I ever had >>>> How can a hack into the F.B.I. and clear my record?
How stupid can people be *lol*

Keepen it real
FreeAgent

Thats not stupid, that is sad!

1) Where's the "ANY" key?
2) Ctrl + Alt + Del, where's that key?
3) If you're a hacker then what kind of computer do I have?

What compels these people to attempt thought? They should just put the PC back in the box, send it back, and go back to banging their heads on rocks.

mine would be..

"are you a hacker?"
"really? hack my computer then!"

or.. the classic "How can i hack hotmail?"

lolz

sOnIc:
Love your signature.


All: Keep them coming :ROFL:

redsdemon: hey i love your location baby ;)

:cool:

the worst question i ever came across was once a person asked me "my girl frield's account is hacked ..and her id is so and so can u pls hack and tell me the password...."

ohh....that was my bad day..

intruder...

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Originally posted by s0nIc
redsdemon: hey i love your location baby ;)

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thanks dear

Another good one is. . .
How do I surf the internet?

redsdemon: hey whaddya say u and me make somefin happein in my location baby?..

:cool:

Sorry Dear,
If Sidney means Australia, I live in the states

hehe well.. ill be the one to knock on your door then... ;)

i wouldnt mind the distance i have to travel.. as long as its worth it.. :cool:

What would make it worth it?

<BIG>WHERE IS THE DAMN 'ANY KEY'?!!!</BIG>

LMD/DML!!!

well it all depends on you.

Do you wear boxers or briefs?

::::laffin::::

breifs tend to cut the circulation ya know

sometimes boxers sometimes briefs... though i prefer boxers coz i need the "space" ;)
which one would u prefer for me to wear then?... heheh ;)

You know, boxers are considered more SEXY by a lot of women!!!

Better have nothing at all- I LOVE FREEDOM!!!!

I wear boxers!!! But I perfer them in a pile of clothes across the room.

Jesus guys, how can you people survive...?


I wear briefs...cuz my boys need a home!

Of course the classic: "Where is the any key".

The one's that bug me are the one's that don't know parts from parts.

Caller: My computer crashed.

Me: What is your system?

Caller: A computer.

Me: What brand or type is it? PC or Mac.

Caller: I don't know, it has a hard drive slot on the front.

Me: You mean a c/d drive, a tray that slides out and you can put cd rom disks in it or computer software?

Caller: No it's not. My Brothers kid said it's a hard drive and he uses computers at school. So he knows what it is. It takes music disks, but he said it was a hard drive.

Me: (Being polite and moving on so not to correct her and start an argument) Ok then. What size processor and memory does it have? What operating system do you have?

Caller: It's a 64 Mb Intel with Office 97 on it.

On, and on, and on, and on, and on. It took 1 hour and 15 minutes to figure out she had turned it off without shutting down. So when Scan Disk started on reeboot she would panic and kill the power because her brothers kid told her it was "The Blue Screen Of Death".

Some people.
Zeesh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :confused: :confused: :confused: :confused: :confused: :confused: :booty:

redsdemon: Im sure that boxer looks good on u hon... but i bet it would look better on my bedroom floor.. ;)

I think the most annoying question for me would have to be how do you turn a computer on.





ANTI-HACKERS

sure you would sonic dear!!

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Originally posted by ANTI-HACKERS
I think the most annoying question for me would have to be how do you turn a computer on.





ANTI-HACKERS

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It involves tongue and a nice sexy outfit!!

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It involves tongue and a nice sexy outfit!!

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Ooohhh!! damn!! you can use that on me anytime on anyday baby!! lolz
juz let me know what ur plannin to do with that tounge of yours.. ;)

hehehehe

how to dis-assemble rpm?!

drat... I cant get this puter to turn on.....

:D

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drat... I cant get this puter to turn on.....

:D

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Smart arse!! ;-Þ

:::::takes his post in the umbrella covered lifeguards chair:::::

If only I could turn this thing on... I just wanna email me mum!!

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Originally posted by THEJRC
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If only I could turn this thing on... I just wanna email me mum!!

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How sweet, you e-mail your mum?

I think I need my lifeguard in the tub, I might need mouth to mouth.

why yes I email me mum, its only--- uh...

::::leaping into action...:::::

whoops... cant forget me whistle!!

Well what else would I blow without your whistle?

hmmm.....

well we'd certainly hate to deprive you ya know....

jeez redsdemon, you sure are quite the flirt for sombody who is "in love with a tall redhead" named "Jeremy"...if i were jeremy i wouldnt like seeing this type of stuff even if it was just online...would lead me to believe the same might happen IRL, or worse!

Splasha splasha!!

::assorted whistles and moans::(soundproof walls)

That is none of your business and i don't need to explain tragedies to the world.

whoooaaa now he he

::::reaching for life preserver::::

Hmmm. . . this sounds like a very interesting converstaion. ;)
Redsdemon. . . . add a pic to ur profile for us please. :)