Frumpy, take a wild guess ;)
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Frumpy, take a wild guess ;)
I just got a bit of a news flash here for all interested parties....
It would seem our lambastic friend Conf1rm3d K1ll is actually a right wing conservative, Methodist preacher teddy bear who is really American, and has a wife and 17 children!!!
Deb :D
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Originally posted here by debwalin
I just got a bit of a news flash here for all interested parties....
It would seem our lambastic friend Conf1rm3d K1ll is actually a right wing conservative
I can take that....
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Methodist preacher teddy bear
I can take that, too....
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and has a wife and 17 children!!!
I can even take that....(actually, that one isn't far from the truth! ;) )
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who is really American,
Deb :D
But THAT is just going way too far! Beware Deb, for you have just made yourself a powerful enemy! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
I wrote this entire site and am the soul poster, you are an alternate personality of mine.
Ok Ok I had to contribute....
1)JP is a gay man with a large penis...
2)Brad is a straight man that isnt really a cop but plays cops and robbers with JP at night.
3)Louie is really a straight cop who thinks hes a gay computer specialist but looks really straight and doesnt have a lisp.
4)JP didnt think the mascot at the parade had a nice ass
5)Christina is really a 56 yearold man from france with a bad accent named Christian-Doir.
6)Souleman is a good kid and has NEVER done anything wrong.
7)Celfie is the smartst of us all and he will show everyone that he is king one of these days.
8)xmaddness doesnt like to drink alcahol he thinks its the devil and will be the end of all of us.
9)er0k is a crackhead, just look at his damn pic!
10)I am a woman with a perfect body that just loves to have sex with other women (heheheh)
11)This is getting kind of rediculous
12)i cant spell either (souleman)
buh bye :)
I am really a combination of intelligence agency officials of the United States. We all use this account to keep tabs on all of you hackers. Thanks to JP's ip logging system, we have much more work to do. The DJ and patrtying all the time is really a front to keep people blinded to our reality. We have your address and know you were searching for beastiality pornography last nite (you know who you are). Everyone who attempts to hack hotmail and yahoo have been flagged and will be watching you from now on. Souleman and Liran are really our coffee boys. We always wonder why they end up in the broom closet together all the time. KK and EE are also officials. We collectivly own about 87,000 of the accounts here. We are watching you.
Sigh Why is it always the gay men that have the large penis'?? ;)
1) I am a member of the Imperial Japanese Navy Intelligence Bureau.
2) Zombies will soon rule the world. (FOOL!)
3) That strange smell is you.
4) Your intelligence is mearly a figment of my imagiantion.
AHAHAHAHAH
Ennis.....
Nice. ROFL.
A compliment for you..... Your Avatar is simply good.
Here is my much awaited addition to the Rumor Mill..:flip:
[list=1][*]allenb1963's schidzo tendencies aren't of my concern, I have my own to deal with...[*]I am really a 19 year old exchange student from Scandinavia and I can't speak any English...[*]JoeyBatch - I am going to lay the right side of my right foot on the right side of your face...[*]Unbeknownst to all, (until now) JP is just a regular person with regular thoughts...[*]now how do we all define regular?[*]My other car is a Ferrari...[*]souleman didn't mention me and my feelings are hurt...[*]at least JoeyBatch remembered me, I am not real sure how to take that...:D[*]I am completely baffled why I am even adding to this thread, I guess because JP did...[*]and last but not least: I thought I was wrong once, but I was mistaken...[*]oh! one more...umh I wannabe an addict so I can post in the addict's forum too...[/list=1]
These are all the misguided musings of a madman, don't hold me responsible for the outcome...:halo:
heh... from 2 subscribers to 8... and from a weenie 8 posts to something like 40.....
~~we all need lives
~~~I've heard that Evil Enchilada sells them on the black market but you dont want to buy one from him.... truuuust me
~~its my fault you see banners
~its my fault you still see tracers
~~its not my fault you see monsters, but if you dont yet I can show you one...
~Contrary to JP's wishes I am not gay
~~Contrary to Deb's wishes I am not straight
~I've recently found pic's of rioter and Matty working together to help the local Wallaby farming community in my p0rn leeching... send $1.50 and a s.a.s.e. to Negative.....
~~Rioter is actually the love child produced by Louie and I during a late night bar crawl
/me walks in\
What th hell happened here...!
;)
p.s. to the *negger* just because Im a moderator dosent mean I cant post jokes or have a mess, I'm not a robot, jesus....!
;)
wait your not a robot you lied to me for sex damn you! i feel so used
rioter
Did you not guess when I made them human sex noises?
i thought you sythasited them you lie i shall never trust you again or lend you my knife fighting monkeys
i hate you!
rioter
Right thats it, I coming over there, wait { looks at rioters pic }, em no, I'll send some of my cronies...!
;)
i know this is for rumors but
<JP> --I Am Woman
<JP> =0
<JP> I am strong... I am invincible... I am WOMAAAAAN.....
let the truth be known throught the land
rioter
ROFLMFAO!
Rumour just in:
Everyone on IRC is drunk.
*hickup* drunk you say?? *hickup*
*BURP*
Damn it, rioter just got sick on me the damned lightweight!
/me makes Four Horsemen shots for EVERYONE! drink up...... except you rioter u already puked enough
<1> ok nonono Negative and Souleman are really 2 gay guys that love each other and pretent to hate each other to diziz there relationship
<2> my IQ is so High It Went Down
<3> JoeyBatch likes to wacth
JCHosting hasn't really been banned... :P
Deb stole my pringles and sent me the Euro virus by DCC.
I can't help it...everyone in IRC is drunk remember? I have no recollection of stealing pringles....although I DO remember a certain someone (who shall remain nameless *cough Soule Cough*) volunteering naked pics.
: P
1. My nick is as it is...for a reason also... due to three ex-wives...and child support up da wazooo.... I think I have the right ... He|| hath no FurY...like that of a woman scorned... and heck I know of atleast three you can check with for verification : )
2. I just read the threads that I think I can respond to without sounding like a total moron.
Tis better to stay silent and let people think yer a moron...than to open mouth and remove all doubt.
Yers in a barely lucid state.........He||sFurY
Somebody just pissed in the corner on IRC, I aint pointing fingers but I reckon it was sarin...
;)
\1 I am Noble Hamlet, or CELFIE
/2 Jesus was English
light weight thats it you me when you come to australia drinkin contest and matty you can join but you will know you will loose. we will see whos a light weight ;)
anyway i have the biggest rumor of them all
i can actually spell and form logical english sentances.
yesi know the shock
rioter
I'm not as think as you drunk I am.....
I'm at work, so all you people having fun and drinking.. Stop It!!!! Right Now!!! This insult is just so cold....
I feel sick..... BLARGHEN!!!
awww poor matty
***sip***
I'll try and save somethin for ya
**glug**
Now that's just mean, because I'm STILL at work!!!
1) Matty_Cross doesn't have a job at all. When he says he's at work he's actually collecting empty bottles
2) Ennis is not a moderator, he just found an exploit for changing that little status line
3) I'm not pissed because I always got late into the 8th page of all the fun threads
4) I know that the statements above are absolutely true
5) I'm not sure if the statement #4 is absolutely true
I just found out that gg, cc, errata, negative, shadow, christina, dries, and Jan are all the same person, and they are actually out to destroy my mind....
I just heard today that George Bush really is, in fact, the president of the U.S. and that it's not just someone's idea of a sick joke. ;)
Okay, Its time to spill my guts...
- Antichat really is JP and Brads love child.
- Brad really is a cop, but only uses his night stick at night.
- NOTCELFIE is NOTCELFIE
- JP is god, and loves getting his ass kissed.
- Liran is really souleman's monkey in disguise.
- Negative is really a rather positive person.
- Juridian wants to shoot every person with an MCSE.
- souleman spanks his monkey all the time. (see above)
- albn wanders around in circles for weeks at a time.
- Christina has a site that i can never get onto.
- CLxyz never speaks, I think he's a spy from attrition.
- Steve is also
- DarkSnake has a refridgerator under his computer desk, a toilet as a seat, and never ever leaves the computer.
- er0k really has absolutly no clue what is going on.
- evil_enchilada really tastes just like chicken, Jan told me so.
- KublaiKhan has full plans to take over the world.
- rioter thinks he HAS already taken over the world.
- Deb loves her 56K and loves the sound of rain.
- SarinHippy owns a lizard that really has taken over the world.
- SickDwarf's profile pic was photoshopped so noone knows he really is the devil.
- SubLevelOne also had an affair with President Clinton
- Swelly was a cigar in his passed lifetime.
- Louie has a lisp worse then donald duck and elmer fudd's love child.
- TeckieChick is the goddess of the Universe.
Well, thats it for now. Let me know if you want more gossip on anyone else.
BTW: This thread is really the world's longest thread, and you all fell for it.
UPDATE: KublaiKhan Has given Evil_enchilada full control of Norway.
i already have taken over the world and you know it now bow before me and sacrifice virigins to please me!
rioter