I recieved that message also.... but I didn't do anything wrong.......!! Should I? That's why I wondering....?
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I recieved that message also.... but I didn't do anything wrong.......!! Should I? That's why I wondering....?
Don't worry, be happy.Quote:
I recieved that message also.... but I didn't do anything wrong.......!! Should I? That's why I wondering....?
******FAAAAAAAART******
uh-oh.....
Are farts supposed to be.....lumpy?
I certainly hope so...if not, then I think I shat myself.
hey albn, since you are the local poop expert I have a question for you.
The other day I was out in the woods. You know, my chronic pooping problem....well it came back. I wiped my butt with something but I am not sure exactly what it was. I think it might have been poison oak, because now I have a funny rash and I can't stop scratching my butt. What do you think I should do?
I think you should stop telling us about your butt problems. :eek4:Quote:
Originally posted here by souleman
hey albn, since you are the local poop expert I have a question for you.
The other day I was out in the woods. You know, my chronic pooping problem....well it came back. I wiped my butt with something but I am not sure exactly what it was. I think it might have been poison oak, because now I have a funny rash and I can't stop scratching my butt. What do you think I should do?
Why hasn't anyone used this smiley yet? :fart:
Wipe very carefully. Butt rashes scratched too much will lead to bunghole irritation. Try an antihistimine (like Benadryl), and place your ass in a stream in the woods to reduce the burn.Quote:
hey albn, since you are the local poop expert I have a question for you.
The other day I was out in the woods. You know, my chronic pooping problem....well it came back. I wiped my butt with something but I am not sure exactly what it was. I think it might have been poison oak, because now I have a funny rash and I can't stop scratching my butt. What do you think I should do?
Next time you go to the woods, carry plenty of TP, magazines and maybe even a porta-potty.
Now you will be fishing in style.... on the commode crapping while casting a line.
Al, some farts have personality.Quote:
uh-oh.....
Are farts supposed to be.....lumpy?
Oh yeah... How to wipe your ass
albn> Thanks. Fortunately, my bunghole didn't start to bleed this time. I have put plenty of cream on and I am buzzing from benedryl right now, but the feeling is much better.
So now i can fish on the crapper, just like I use my wireless connection to chat from the crapper :D Ain't nothing like cybersex while taking a dump.
Deb> I would a used it but animations are messed up right now, so I didnt see it.
hey souleman I know somebody that really did get poison oak like that. They were itching for about a week.
My post is extream possitive... now will i get a "green" thing or whatever ?
Agggh, quit your whining.Quote:
My post is extream possitive... now will i get a "green" thing or whatever ?
I was wondering. A month ago, this thread would have took a **** the second it went off topic. Heh, goes to show what this site has become.
Souleman> I read Mad Magazine on the can. Laughter makes the turds spurt out easier... but never read it with an ass rash.
LOL you people crack me up! I love how some random threads go totally off the topic into something like this, and it just makes you sit there and laugh your ass off! I'm surprised it hasn't been moved to the Tech Humor section yet ;-)
soule: You need to get yourself some "good" drugs, take your mind off anything!
Yea isnt it cute how we hijack a dumb thread and make it actually fun?Quote:
Originally posted here by AciDriveHB
LOL you people crack me up! I love how some random threads go totally off the topic into something like this, and it just makes you sit there and laugh your ass off! I'm surprised it hasn't been moved to the Tech Humor section yet ;-)
soule: You need to get yourself some "good" drugs, take your mind off anything!
And I was already on some good drugs when i started posting in this.
this is not tech humor, this is a serious problem with my ass.
and I don't need drugs to change a thread like this, gore helps me plenty :D
albn, actually that was part of the point of this thread. The thread was already stupid and not worht while. So I figured I would send it suicidal by going way off topic and getting lots of negative points. Guess how many negatives I have gotten so far :D
"albn, actually that was part of the point of this thread. The thread was already stupid and not worht while. So I figured I would send it suicidal by going way off topic and getting lots of negative points. Guess how many negatives I have gotten so far "
hehe, one now ;)
Haha, that's exactly what I was thinking gore. Soule will probably give whoever did it a medal. :D
And now I'm off to sit in the middle of another thread and chant I AM A GIRL until people stop calling me he. :cool:
Bow down and kiss the feet of the almighty Debwalin, or she will feed you Bitcharoni with K-Line sauce :DQuote:
And now I'm off to sit in the middle of another thread and chant I AM A GIRL until people stop calling me he.
i bet there isn't enough power on this thread to get me banned. you can't do it .....no way.
come on then, neg me with all you've got!!!!!!!!!
i get 50 bux if i get banned within 2 days so help me out i'm broke
oh and 1 more thing...... once you get red there is a smiley face flickin you off. that's pretty cool
this will help you get neg points!!!!!!!